Could you join the armed forces?

Physically ?, amazingly yes, i can still run a mile at a fair old lick and not be dead at the end of it, no idea how.

Now being so handsome is a risk the nation can't take, i must be kept back to procreate with a selection of sex toys and liberal English rose like ladies.
 
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Physically ?, amazingly yes, i can still run a mile at a fair old lick and not be dead at the end of it, no idea how.

Now being so handsome is a risk the nation can't risk, i must be kept back to procreate with a selection of sex toys and liberal English rose like ladies.

Whilst drinking cocktails, staying in hotels and posting on here all about it of course...
 
Ha, what a guy you are. Top bloke all round!
I'Il post my thoughts the same as any other fucker.. I don't want/expect recognition. Your'e fucked up in macho bullshit bollocks. Do what you do, I'll do what I do.. I know who's posts are more interesting you banal ****.
Thanks, what does banal mean??
I had an uncle many years ago, shit happened in his life, he committed suicide. However, he didn't tell everybody he was going to do it, didn't tell everybody he hated life, didn't tell everybody he was sorry he brought kids into this world, didn't tell everybody of the unfairness of the world. Just did it.
You, on the other hand, seem to be obsessed with telling everybody how unfair life, & everything in the universe, is stacked against you. Like I said, a crushing bore. Ok?? Banal ****.
 
Oh My God!! I thought it was earlier than that, and so perfectly acceptable for me to perve, ha ha. I do apologise.

Love the argument going on here. Like two 14 year old girls :)

No apologies needed. If anyone was to perve over a picture of me nowadays though I'd be suggesting a trip to Specsavers. That & possible questioning their sanity :-D
 
Thanks, what does banal mean??
I had an uncle many years ago, shit happened in his life, he committed suicide. However, he didn't tell everybody he was going to do it, didn't tell everybody he hated life, didn't tell everybody he was sorry he brought kids into this world, didn't tell everybody of the unfairness of the world. Just did it.
You, on the other hand, seem to be obsessed with telling everybody how unfair life, & everything in the universe, is stacked against you. Like I said, a crushing bore. Ok?? Banal ****.


hang on... What does banal mean again?

Fuck you. People vent. You are the fucking scum of the fucking earth. No nowt dickhead..

Oh just march through the diarrhoea.. shit everywhere.. no need to feel bad at all..

Oh I am upsetting everyone? Oh dear! wait a minute while they finish eating the fucking deer!

You're so full of shit. I have never even seen your name before. You love this existence don't you? 1st class wanker.
 
hang on... What does banal mean again?

Fuck you. People vent. You are the fucking scum of the fucking earth. No nowt dickhead..

Oh just march through the diarrhoea.. shit everywhere.. no need to feel bad at all..

Oh I am upsetting everyone? Oh dear! wait a minute while they finish eating the fucking deer!

You're so full of shit. I have never even seen your name before. You love this existence don't you? 1st class wanker.

You're never going to get through the interview at the Armed Forces Career Office with an attitude like that.
 
hang on... What does banal mean again?

Fuck you. People vent. You are the fucking scum of the fucking earth. No nowt dickhead..

Oh just march through the diarrhoea.. shit everywhere.. no need to feel bad at all..

Oh I am upsetting everyone? Oh dear! wait a minute while they finish eating the fucking deer!

You're so full of shit. I have never even seen your name before. You love this existence don't you? 1st class wanker.

You've never seen my name before? Oh dear, I better not reply to any posts then, as nobody knows me!!
Tell me how to get started Tb.
Or should it be CB?
 

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