Erm, 'Adventurous' New Partners

[bluegirl74]

You will never look at the Lurpak advert the same again

He walks a bit funny at the end of the story. Were you the same?

 

[TCIB]

I actually understood this, I'm really proud :)

Fucked if I could do it though.

@johnny on the spot it's an omen, I deciphered one of @TCIB 's posts, you should go sleep with the serial killer psycho woman kinky bitch.

Don't tell them what i actually called them all please, nobody is really that ugly, i went to far :-D

 

[stony]

I hark back to the days when I didn't understand tromboning. TCIB has taken this to a whole new level.

Whatever you do don't google "blumpkin"

 

[aguero93:20]

It's not as bad as that blue fanny thing

Goatze is much worse.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I, for one, would like to hear what happens if you go through with this romance Jots. In the meantime, she must have sent a picture, a picture you can share with us all. Or if not suitable via PM. I'll give you an honest opinion.

*obviously I don't want a picture of you, on all fours, with a candle up your arse, sucking on a black mamba, whilst miss whiplash looms over you with a cat o' nine tails in her raised hand.

*I'll take one though

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

He walks a bit funny at the end of the story. Were you the same?

Getting a bit of the Elvis leg on the vinegar strokes you mean??

 

[TCIB]

Blue waffle you mean, what has been seen can never be unseen...

Ffs just the mention of it, i can't un-see that and it is flashing in front of my eyes as i type this, oh god, oh dear go... i just heaved damn it.

 

[kaz7]

Blue waffle you mean, what has been seen can never be unseen...

That's it,yuk

 

[BimboBob]

Whatever you do don't google "blumpkin"

Aaah fuck it. I had to. Glad I did. Beats getting a blow job whilst having a piss.

 

[TCIB]

You can always just be romantic and shit on her chest.

blumpkin eh... (goes of to google)

 

[BimboBob]

Getting a bit of the Elvis leg on the vinegar strokes you mean??

Uuuhuu...thank you VERY MUCH!!

 

[bluegirl74]

Getting a bit of the Elvis leg on the vinegar strokes you mean??

I'm not sure if that's what I meant at all.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Whatever you do don't google "blumpkin"

There is a Jimmy Carr video when he asks the crowd for the filthiest thing anyone has asked for and some woman admits her ex asked for a blumpkin.... how the fuck do you even bring that into conversation, let alone ask for it.

 

[stony]

Aaah fuck it. I had to. Glad I did. Beats getting a blow job whilst having a piss.

When my mate was 15 he was shagging a 30 something married woman. He needed a piss whilst they were on the job and she told him to just "do it here".
Not sure what that's called but it's probably got a name.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Uuuhuu...thank you VERY MUCH!!

Not forgetting a bit of a curled up lip as well

 

[BimboBob]

We've all done a bit of watersports. It's natural.

 

[stony]

There is a Jimmy Carr video when he asks the crowd for the filthiest thing anyone has asked for and some woman admits her ex asked for a blumpkin.... how the fuck do you even bring that into conversation, let alone ask for it.

There are some strange people about.

You can always just be romantic and shit on her chest.

A cleveland steamer if I'm not mistaken.

 

[aguero93:20]

There is a Jimmy Carr video when he asks the crowd for the filthiest thing anyone has asked for and some woman admits her ex asked for a blumpkin.... how the fuck do you even bring that into conversation, let alone ask for it.

She's obviously never heard of the Upper Double Decker Blumpkin.

 

[TCIB]

She's obviously never heard of the Upper Double Decker Blumpkin.

just fucking seen that, i am in awe this term even exists never mind what it is meant to explain.

 

[BimboBob]

When my mate was 15 he was shagging a 30 something married woman. He needed a piss whilst they were on the job and she told him to just "do it here".
Not sure what that's called but it's probably got a name.

Still no name for it though.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/caseygueren/lets-talk-about-golden-showers?utm_term=.fmAobrm4G#.th8RojGX5