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My interest in Social Identity Theory tells me that this coalition will not work. Not a chance. They'll be fine for a while because of the Summer recess. By Christmas they'll be at each other's throats. General Election in May 2012. Mark my words.

That made me chuckle Pete. All night I've been swirling around my kitchen-cum-diner with this ditty ringing through my ears as I polish the crystal http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TXoGjYO7TY&feature=related

Brookie said So does that mean it is sexual harrassment? Tomorrow I'm going to start calling apples, potatoes instead. Does that mean that they are potatoes though?

Life is a cabaret old friend, life is a cabaret... Are PMs meant to be kept private? this made me laugh so much it hurt. So publish and be damned, here's the latest one ifrom my in box: "As you appear blissfully unaware the essence of a private message I will help you out. I approached you man...

Thanks, Buzzer, Mat and Stony, it's good to see there are some cultured souls on here. It's a shame you couldn't have seen my expressive dance, you'd have creamed.

I've decided to respond to BB2.0's threat of legal action through the media of expressive dance and poetry. An Ode to Brooklandsblue2.0 He came to me in a flash of light, the flame haired Brookie on the Bluemoon site, in Off-topic we spoke of a man-love tryst, now his legal team add a bitter...

When I checked my inbox last night, there waiting for me was a 'Private Message" from my Brookie. With my heart racing I opened it. It didn't read as I expected it to. This was his message in full: "Be very careful. I am growing tired of your false accusations and down right lies. I will notify...

You were saying??

1. We work longer hours than we ever used to; unsociable hours, short term contracts, no job security. This = increased mental health problems, depression, suicide, increased alcoholism, prescription/illegal drug dependency. 2. Incomes in the UK have not increased in real terms sine the 1970s...

Brookie's gone a bit quiet on me, playing hard to get I think. But I'll get my man. If Cameron and Clegg can get it on, then there's hope for me and my BB. One minute he hates gays, the next minute he saying he'll let TheMightyQuinn back-scuttle him for £2million. That gives me hope and is a...

Well said, Thatcher is the architect of the shit we're in. This country will never become a manufacturing powerhouse ever again. England is dreaming.

Yesterday morning a tory lord on 5Live said Nick Clegg was showing the political behaviour of Robert Mugabe. This morning Nick Clegg is appointed Deputy Prime Minister. Are the Tories bad for you? Erm let me think.

I take it you logged-out?

I knew a guy once who was a bad 'un, he had knives taped up everywhere in his flat: underneath tables, back of sideboards, behind curtains etc. just in case of attack, a totally paranoid loon. I'd rather do an honest days work, than live like that.

The latest news here is that Cameron (C3PO made out of ham) is the new Prime Minister and I'm going to have some backside love with Brooklandsblue2.0 when he's man enough to come out.

Although you never said in black and white that you were up for a night of backside love with yours truly, you said you'd meet me any time and you didn't show, it was a cruel thing to do Brookie, but I can appreciate your first night nerves. Anyway I didn't know you were a carrot top, I like a...

I'd get her to start you off with something simpler. "The very hungry caterpillar" or something like that.

Does anyone know Martin Kemp?

Would you take it off me Brookie for a couple of glasses of Pinot and a night at the theatre? or wouldn't you turn up... again?