A song for Erling...

[Pollocksheader]

Ohhh Erling Halaand -
He's a Rapper,
He loves Kebabs.
An Alergy to keane-
He's six foot four and fucking lean,
A Viking God of thunder
Playing for our City team.

Oh Erling halaand.......




To the Balo chant.

Probs best you delete your account

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Probs best you delete your account

Oh dear,someones crayons have melted.

 

[Ian_P1961]

6 foot 5
Man alive
Centre halfs will not survive
With a nick nack paddy wack
Scoring every game
Erling Haarland is his name

 

[Ian_P1961]

Erling, Erling Haarland
Grew up a City Fan
He hates man United
Cos they crippled his old man
He hates the scousers too
He'll always be a blue
He scores in every game
Erling Harland is his name

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

A lot of our songs over the years have been concourse classics, sung in pubs clubs & trains and sounded great….but for Haaland it has to be something a bit more sinister, eerie and inspiring for the player, a song that can build & reverberate around the stadium, a song for the grounds of the PL sung by invading hordes of Blues

 

[peter barnes ate my hamster]

To the tune of " Down Under " by Men at work...

Does he come from the God of Thunder,
Erling Haaland makes you wonder
He runs at keepers, and makes them nervous,
He'd ever eat Roy Keane for breakfast...

 

[borassic]

A lot of our songs over the years have been concourse classics, sung in pubs clubs & trains and sounded great….but for Haaland it has to be something a bit more sinister, eerie and inspiring for the player, a song that can build & reverberate around the stadium, a song for the grounds of the PL sung by invading hordes of Blues

"Haalands gonna get ya
Haalands gonna get ya
Haalands gonna get ya"

 

[franksinatra]

To the tune of Madonna like a virgin, of course the last line might need rethinking.

Erling Haaland
He Scores everytime
Erling Haaland
Plays for City, number nine.

 

[dublinblue12]

Did his dad ever have a chant? Cant remeber

 

[Whether or not]

I like this simply because it does not reference either Utd or Liverpool, we flatter them so much by referencing them in pretty much every song we sing.

 

[Pam]

I like this simply because it does not reference either Utd or Liverpool, we flatter them so much by referencing them in pretty much every song we sing.

Not as much as Utd sing about us.

 

[Bluefen]

Was at the Noel Gallagher concert last Night and wondered if there is a football chant there to the Oasis and Royle Family classic - Half a world away

So here I go
I'm still scratchin' around in the same old hole
My body feels young but my mind is very old
So what do you say?
You can't give me the dreams that are mine anyway
You're half the world away
Half the world away
Half the world away


i am Sure someone with creativity could make a cracker out of that

 

[Edghill OG]

To Live Forever

Erlinnnng, he always scores you see
Up front for Man City
Much better than his dad
Erliinnnng, he stands at 6 feet 4
Netting goals galore
Make him take the f****** pens


Perhaps give some thought to the chorus tomorrow

 

[Blue Tooth]

Don't look back in Anger:

and so Erling has scored
He's done it before
and he'll do it again
His goals light the way
He's Erling Haaland
He's here to stay

 

[jaiguruKun]

Alfie Haaland is a Blue, is a Blue is a Blue
Alfie Haaland is a Blue
He made Erling

 

[yeah whatever !!]

There I was drinking coffee whilst posting on here when an ad came on telly with this tune playing in the background.
Try this as its quick simple and well known.

To 'Believer' by Imagine Dragons
'The viking son of Alfie Inge Haaland- Is Erling Haaland'
or

'He plays for City and his name is Haaland' - 'Erling Haaland'

or use both

 

[PabZabb]

She’s electric

He’s electric
He’s in a City team Pep has perfected
He scores goals I never expected
And he’s number nine

(I’ll be shocked if he’s not number 9)

 

[hodge]

She’s electric

He’s electric
He’s in a City team Pep has perfected
He scores goals I never expected
And he’s number nine

(I’ll be shocked if he’s not number 9)

Could catch on me thinks.

 

[Magicpole]

Put this in the wrong thread, like the daft **** I am.


Young Erling Haaland
Now plays for Man City
He’s got blond hair
And his footwork is nifty

Scoring us hatricks
And making us sing
These are a few of
our favourite things

What a great run

Cracking goal son

Dippers in despair

The Rags on a high ledge
about to jump off
And nobody fucking cares

I’m here all week.

Well, I have gone over all the efforts so far and this guy has still to be beat. Whoever you are Magicpole you know what your doing. ;)

 

[Semper aggressus]

Erling Haaland.
Erling Haaland.

To the tune of ‘same old scousers, always cheating’.