A song for Erling...

[Pam]

I like this simply because it does not reference either Utd or Liverpool, we flatter them so much by referencing them in pretty much every song we sing.

Not as much as Utd sing about us.

 

[Bluefen]

Was at the Noel Gallagher concert last Night and wondered if there is a football chant there to the Oasis and Royle Family classic - Half a world away

So here I go
I'm still scratchin' around in the same old hole
My body feels young but my mind is very old
So what do you say?
You can't give me the dreams that are mine anyway
You're half the world away
Half the world away
Half the world away


i am Sure someone with creativity could make a cracker out of that

 

[Edghill OG]

To Live Forever

Erlinnnng, he always scores you see
Up front for Man City
Much better than his dad
Erliinnnng, he stands at 6 feet 4
Netting goals galore
Make him take the f****** pens


Perhaps give some thought to the chorus tomorrow

 

[Blue Tooth]

Don't look back in Anger:

and so Erling has scored
He's done it before
and he'll do it again
His goals light the way
He's Erling Haaland
He's here to stay

 

[jaiguruKun]

Alfie Haaland is a Blue, is a Blue is a Blue
Alfie Haaland is a Blue
He made Erling

 

[yeah whatever !!]

There I was drinking coffee whilst posting on here when an ad came on telly with this tune playing in the background.
Try this as its quick simple and well known.

To 'Believer' by Imagine Dragons
'The viking son of Alfie Inge Haaland- Is Erling Haaland'
or

'He plays for City and his name is Haaland' - 'Erling Haaland'

or use both

 

[PabZabb]

She’s electric

He’s electric
He’s in a City team Pep has perfected
He scores goals I never expected
And he’s number nine

(I’ll be shocked if he’s not number 9)

 

[hodge]

She’s electric

He’s electric
He’s in a City team Pep has perfected
He scores goals I never expected
And he’s number nine

(I’ll be shocked if he’s not number 9)

Could catch on me thinks.

 

[Magicpole]

Put this in the wrong thread, like the daft **** I am.


Young Erling Haaland
Now plays for Man City
He’s got blond hair
And his footwork is nifty

Scoring us hatricks
And making us sing
These are a few of
our favourite things

What a great run

Cracking goal son

Dippers in despair

The Rags on a high ledge
about to jump off
And nobody fucking cares

I’m here all week.

Well, I have gone over all the efforts so far and this guy has still to be beat. Whoever you are Magicpole you know what your doing. ;)

 

[Semper aggressus]

Erling Haaland.
Erling Haaland.

To the tune of ‘same old scousers, always cheating’.