invent transfer of player......check
create thread of player on forum...............check
discuss tactics, price, formation, argue, talent and post videos..................check
say player is amazing and what we need , everyone agrees............check
invented transfer gather momentum.........................check
player signs for another club...........................check
player is now a **** and money grabbing whore who fucked us about, they can have him the **** , didnt want him a city shirt anyway the greedy bastard go and die............................................check