Dating apps

[jrb]

Decent escort once a month to empty the sack, then fill your time with all the shit you like doing, join clubs, take up hobbies, eventually you'll meet a partner through one of these and you're already off to a flying start because you have something in common, and if that doesn't work at least you're having a bit with 12 stunning birds a year.

That'll be 50 quid and I'm available anytime for more life advice.

The only Escort I’ve ever seen is a Ford Escort.

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

Decent escort once a month to empty the sack, then fill your time with all the shit you like doing, join clubs, take up hobbies, eventually you'll meet a partner through one of these and you're already off to a flying start because you have something in common, and if that doesn't work at least you're having a bit with 12 stunning birds a year.

That'll be 50 quid and I'm available anytime for more life advice.

Is the correct answer…

 

[heslops barnet]

Tried a dating app once, millions on there, filled in the questionnaire and they couldn’t find me anyone compatible…..

 

[chesterbells]

Whatever happened to the good old days when you could get pissed, dance badly, and still get your leg over so long as you didn't throw up or start a fight on the way home? :-(

Whatever happened to them? They were a myth mate. Most weekends ended up with Doner - and chilli sauce if you were lucky ;-)