swervin said:Not pissing but worse........... Went to the lakes for a romantic weekend with the EX girlfriend and stayed in a really plush b&b, spent the day drinking all different sorts of real ale in the pubs along with having a curry and going to bed...... during the night I had really bad tummy ache so knowing that the turtles head was popping out decided to make a quick move to the en-suite bathroom, just as I moved Ithought I was going to fart, but instead I shit all over my side of the bed, panicking like mad I rushed to the bog finished it off although it was not one bit solid....cleaned myself up with wet toilet paper to dispose of all evidence. Webnt bacjk to the bedroom and she was snoring her head off, so I gently rolled her over to my side of the bed and then got in her side. We were both naked, the smell was disgusting, so i decided to wake her up and yes you have guessed, I said to her "what the fuck have you done, you have shit yourself" I tell you what, she had rolled around in it and it was all on her back, inside of her leg all over her arse and fanny. She burst into tears and kept saying sorry, sorry this has never happened to me before, i feel so embarrassed, please dont tell anybody. We only ended staying thaat night and even though we split up a few months later I still bump into her and she always thanks me for not telling anyone.
Was this "piss" yellow or clear?york away to this! said:Not simply asleep pissing but when I first met mrs Away! she had been fairly celibate for a few years with her ex so was enjoying rediscovering the joy of sex. For the first few times I was generously assisting her in this, she peed all over the place at the, ahem, critical moment.... though never mentioned anything.. I thought it was just a thing that she wanted to do and I had never experienced this before so just hung on in there and got on with it, so to speak.
It was getting mad and I was having to change the sheets and turn the mattress on a bloody daily basis so eventually decided to brave it and ask if she had always enjoyed pissing whilst having sex - and if there was anything else she wanted to try? needless to say floods (more) of tears and huge embarassment all round as she had no idea that she'd been doing it.
I can recommend the pelvic floor excercises!
(when someone starts the "has your mrs ever shit on the bathroom floor whilst having sex" thread, I will also gladly contribute)
2sheikhs said:Was this "piss" yellow or clear?york away to this! said:Not simply asleep pissing but when I first met mrs Away! she had been fairly celibate for a few years with her ex so was enjoying rediscovering the joy of sex. For the first few times I was generously assisting her in this, she peed all over the place at the, ahem, critical moment.... though never mentioned anything.. I thought it was just a thing that she wanted to do and I had never experienced this before so just hung on in there and got on with it, so to speak.
It was getting mad and I was having to change the sheets and turn the mattress on a bloody daily basis so eventually decided to brave it and ask if she had always enjoyed pissing whilst having sex - and if there was anything else she wanted to try? needless to say floods (more) of tears and huge embarassment all round as she had no idea that she'd been doing it.
I can recommend the pelvic floor excercises!
(when someone starts the "has your mrs ever shit on the bathroom floor whilst having sex" thread, I will also gladly contribute)
I thought it may have shown up on the sheet. Perhaps you could warn her the next time you intend giving her a rattlin' to go for a slash just prior to coitus.york away to this! said:2sheikhs said:Was this "piss" yellow or clear?york away to this! said:Not simply asleep pissing but when I first met mrs Away! she had been fairly celibate for a few years with her ex so was enjoying rediscovering the joy of sex. For the first few times I was generously assisting her in this, she peed all over the place at the, ahem, critical moment.... though never mentioned anything.. I thought it was just a thing that she wanted to do and I had never experienced this before so just hung on in there and got on with it, so to speak.
It was getting mad and I was having to change the sheets and turn the mattress on a bloody daily basis so eventually decided to brave it and ask if she had always enjoyed pissing whilst having sex - and if there was anything else she wanted to try? needless to say floods (more) of tears and huge embarassment all round as she had no idea that she'd been doing it.
I can recommend the pelvic floor excercises!
(when someone starts the "has your mrs ever shit on the bathroom floor whilst having sex" thread, I will also gladly contribute)
err, I didn't have a suitable collection vessel to hand to hold up to the light, though definately piss!
jay_mcfc said:Never, ever done it. Feel like I've missed out
Not true. I've dreamed I've been having the most wonderful, relieving piss and woken up each and every time to dry sheets.2sheikhs said:I've had plenty of dreams where I'm bursting for a piss but can't find anywhere private enough. I have been informed though that if you piss in your dream, you've pissed the bed.
XxRachXx said:I havnt but .... I have weed pissed by laughing too much "/