Drunken Sleep Pissing - We've all done it, haven't we?

[toby]

I stayed at an ex-girlfriends parents house one night. Got f*cking slaughtered, and next morning I was the last to get up.
Went for a shite, which was theeee biggest shit I have ever done. The sheer length and width of the stool shocked me.
It was like a proper tramps shit. Anyway, I just knew I couldn't flush it and there was no bog-brush to force it down.

So I opened the bathroom window, picked up the huge shit with my bare hands and threw it as far as I could. Job done.
Had a shower and went down for breakfast, to be met with stone-cold silence and hateful glares. The mum, dad and my bird were sat in the conservatory finishing their full-english as my enormous turd splattered the glass roof.

We never went out again.

pmsl have tears in my eyes laughing

 

[tueartsboots]

I stayed at an ex-girlfriends parents house one night. Got f*cking slaughtered, and next morning I was the last to get up.
Went for a shite, which was theeee biggest shit I have ever done. The sheer length and width of the stool shocked me.
It was like a proper tramps shit. Anyway, I just knew I couldn't flush it and there was no bog-brush to force it down.

So I opened the bathroom window, picked up the huge shit with my bare hands and threw it as far as I could. Job done.
Had a shower and went down for breakfast, to be met with stone-cold silence and hateful glares. The mum, dad and my bird were sat in the conservatory finishing their full-english as my enormous turd splattered the glass roof.

We never went out again.

pmsl have tears in my eyes laughing

Add me and mrs TB to be that ! tears in eyes that is !

 

[give-go]

quite a few years ago on holiday in spain gang of us round the pool my mate phil has spanish tummy rushes off for a crap , goes to the room rather than use the dissgusting one at poolside , this is the days before swipe cards for keys, goes up in the llift to the room straight in door into bog massive dump smell to go with it, wipes brow looks at toohpaste ect on side wrong fucking room opens bog door bloke asleep on bed sharp fucking exit

 

[toby]

I have never wet the bed after a heavy night but here is a link for all you that have

<a class="postlink" href="http://WWW.BEDWETTINGABDL.COM" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://WWW.BEDWETTINGABDL.COM</a>

They have their own forum

 

[monkylarr]

Not pissing but worse........... Went to the lakes for a romantic weekend with the EX girlfriend and stayed in a really plush b&b, spent the day drinking all different sorts of real ale in the pubs along with having a curry and going to bed...... during the night I had really bad tummy ache so knowing that the turtles head was popping out decided to make a quick move to the en-suite bathroom, just as I moved Ithought I was going to fart, but instead I shit all over my side of the bed, panicking like mad I rushed to the bog finished it off although it was not one bit solid....cleaned myself up with wet toilet paper to dispose of all evidence. Webnt bacjk to the bedroom and she was snoring her head off, so I gently rolled her over to my side of the bed and then got in her side. We were both naked, the smell was disgusting, so i decided to wake her up and yes you have guessed, I said to her "what the fuck have you done, you have shit yourself" I tell you what, she had rolled around in it and it was all on her back, inside of her leg all over her arse and fanny. She burst into tears and kept saying sorry, sorry this has never happened to me before, i feel so embarrassed, please dont tell anybody. We only ended staying thaat night and even though we split up a few months later I still bump into her and she always thanks me for not telling anyone.

I just nearly pissed myself reading that , VERY FUNNY !!
NO ONE WILL BEAT THIS STORY

 

[Didsbury Dave]

I stayed at an ex-girlfriends parents house one night. Got f*cking slaughtered, and next morning I was the last to get up.
Went for a shite, which was theeee biggest shit I have ever done. The sheer length and width of the stool shocked me.
It was like a proper tramps shit. Anyway, I just knew I couldn't flush it and there was no bog-brush to force it down.

So I opened the bathroom window, picked up the huge shit with my bare hands and threw it as far as I could. Job done.
Had a shower and went down for breakfast, to be met with stone-cold silence and hateful glares. The mum, dad and my bird were sat in the conservatory finishing their full-english as my enormous turd splattered the glass roof.

We never went out again.

No offence mate, I know you're only joining in with the spirit of the thread, but that's an Urban Myth.

Keep it real please

 

[Bluemoon115]

Not even in the same league as those other two, but I'll share anyway...

Got an invite to a party in Mossley, some girls Parents/siblings had gone away, so there were about 15 of us, and it's about 3 in the morning and were all pissed, and as usual, everyones constantly goin for a piss. SO I went, and as people said, I was very quick (considering they were still waiting for people that went up before me). I then proudly informed them that I'd used the downstairs toilet.
Cue, weird looks and shouts of "GAZ! THERE ISN'T A DOWNSTAIRS TOILET!"
As it happens I'd gone into her dads study and pissed on his printer.

I didn't get invited to her next party.

 

[Cheltblue]

Bout 2 year ago.

I woke up one night after me and the gf had a night on the lash and heard what i thought was the washing machine on and assumed the gf must have stuck some washing on overnight (dunno why, she'd never doen that before!)

Then i realsied she wasnt in bed so i walked into kitchen and she was stood bollock naked holding on to the kitchen sink and just p*ss*n for England. I walked toward her and stepped in it with both feet before i realised what wuz happening.

She couldnt remember a thing next morning............... but my feet stank of p*ss!!!

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Bout 2 year ago.

I woke up one night after me and the gf had a night on the lash and heard what i thought was the washing machine on and assumed the gf must have stuck some washing on overnight (dunno why, she'd never doen that before!)

Then i realsied she wasnt in bed so i walked into kitchen and she was stood bollock naked holding on to the kitchen sink and just p*ss*n for England. I walked toward her and stepped in it with both feet before i realised what wuz happening.

She couldnt remember a thing next morning............... but my feet stank of p*ss!!!

Absolutely brilliant, Cheltblue.

You confirmed my belief in the original post that some women must do this.

 

[BimboBob]

I've never pissed in the bed but i have...

Been woken up at 3am by my wife asking me that if i want to piss out of the window could i please open it first.
Pissed in a mates cupboard only to find out that it was his mums overspill closet.
Woken up at 4am and couldn't get out of the bedroom to get to the toilet so i managed to put a towel on the dressing chair and piss in that before going back to sleep.I know,i could fold a towel but i couldn't find a door handle.
Pissed in my dads shoes.

I have a history...