Re: Emma The City Fan - GAME OVER!
Ric met two females at the game, showed them some card tricks which resulted in them missing the goal.
Ric was sprung and proceeded to offer his bollocks to said female on a platter.
Females friend turned out to be FHM model Natalie Pike who some including myself said was not their type which resulted in a stampede from fan boys, cheerleaders and married men who felt they had to defend models honour. Others started doing sumersaults, hand stands and spinning on their heads all to get noticed when they found out she was posting on the forum
Ric continued to persue his "dream girl" who is called Emma.
Fan boys, cheerleaders, married men were joined by supermen who felt they need to be heroic to get noticed by above mentioned model. All hell broke loose as attacks flew in an attempt to show who was most dedicated in her worship. sumer saults, hand stands and spinning on heads continued with others doing some fire breathing/walking and other desperate shenanigans.
Ric finds out Emma has a boyfriend and his gift of "bollocks on a platter" was returned unopened but trampled on.
Fan boys, cheerleaders, married men, supermen continued in their hijinx in an attempt to impress model throwing insults at those who did not share their obsession while Ric quietly licked his wounds.
Thats about it in a nutshell.
Bluebird1 said:
Ric met two females at the game, showed them some card tricks which resulted in them missing the goal.
Ric was sprung and proceeded to offer his bollocks to said female on a platter.
Females friend turned out to be FHM model Natalie Pike who some including myself said was not their type which resulted in a stampede from fan boys, cheerleaders and married men who felt they had to defend models honour. Others started doing sumersaults, hand stands and spinning on their heads all to get noticed when they found out she was posting on the forum
Ric continued to persue his "dream girl" who is called Emma.
Fan boys, cheerleaders, married men were joined by supermen who felt they need to be heroic to get noticed by above mentioned model. All hell broke loose as attacks flew in an attempt to show who was most dedicated in her worship. sumer saults, hand stands and spinning on heads continued with others doing some fire breathing/walking and other desperate shenanigans.
Ric finds out Emma has a boyfriend and his gift of "bollocks on a platter" was returned unopened but trampled on.
Fan boys, cheerleaders, married men, supermen continued in their hijinx in an attempt to impress model throwing insults at those who did not share their obsession while Ric quietly licked his wounds.
Thats about it in a nutshell.
