Everton Thread - 2021/22

[Keeper!]

When I started attending City matches in the late 60s Everton were a bigger club than Liverpool. They had bigger crowds and had won more trophies.

Most clubs were bigger than Liverpool, not until they got HUGE investment from an investor did they grow LOL

The irony

 

[Keeper!]

You reap what you sew Everton fans.

The fucking shit and vitriol you gave us after we signed Lescott.

Poaching Kendall back and his infamous City is a love affair, Everton is a marriage bull shit.

You now bring back drunken Duncan (let's give him a shout that loud he can hear you in Barlinnie). Small minded club wasting yet another transfer window appointing an interim, who by September will be moaning that their new appointment will need X number of transfer windows to stamp his authority on the squad.

Get a fucking manager sooner rather than later and back them this window.

How not to run a club.

And that new ground of yours stinks like a sewer.

 

[crazyg]

You reap what you sew Everton fans.

The fucking shit and vitriol you gave us after we signed Lescott.

Poaching Kendall back and his infamous City is a love affair, Everton is a marriage bull shit.

You now bring back drunken Duncan (let's give him a shout that loud he can hear you in Barlinnie). Small minded club wasting yet another transfer window appointing an interim, who by September will be moaning that their new appointment will need X number of transfer windows to stamp his authority on the squad.

Get a fucking manager sooner rather than later and back them this window.

How not to run a club.

You've missed out
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elder berries", but, otherwise, quite a good rant.

;-)

 

[Vienna_70]

You've missed out
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elder berries", but, otherwise, quite a good rant.

;-)

Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

With Derby on the brink I think the Everton board are waiting to see if Rooney becomes available

 

[Vienna_70]

With Derby on the brink I think the Everton board are waiting to see if Rooney becomes available

I’d imagine that the female pensioners on Miseryside are trembling in trepidation.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I’d imagine that the female pensioners on Miseryside are trembling in trepidation.

Meanwhile the kebab shops and off licences of Toxteth are stocking up

 

[Big Swifty]

....and the grannies are starting to become moist with lubricious anticipation at the return of the Priapic One

 

[Vienna_70]

....and the grannies are starting to become moist with lubricious anticipation at the return of the Priapic One

I like to think that my vocabulary is pretty extensive, having a degree in French and German, but I have never come across that word anywhere before, let alone on Bluemoon.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

With Derby on the brink I think the Everton board are waiting to see if Rooney becomes available

Why is it so hard for Everton to find a decent manager? Rafa was a terrible appointment. Rooney will be too.