Kippaxpete
Well-Known Member
I always order a chicken tarka. It's like a chicken tikka but a little 'otter.
Go through stages of it either being a lamb biriyani with a hot sauce, or Chicken Jalfrezi. Not the same eating it at home, especially if I've been a lazy **** and left the pots till the next day makes me heave.
Ooh edgyI might crack open a nice jar of Pataks Korma and have it with som basmati rice and a couple of Greek pitas later.
I might crack open a nice jar of Pataks Korma and have it with som basmati rice and a couple of Greek pitas later.
Jesus. If you'd have said that when we met up I'd have slapped you with a bag of dog shit.I might crack open a nice jar of Pataks Korma and have it with som basmati rice and a couple of Greek pitas later.
I just remembered, I have some butter chicken pies in the freezer.Jesus. If you'd have said that when we met up I'd have slapped you with a bag of dog shit.
You carry dog shit around with you?Jesus. If you'd have said that when we met up I'd have slapped you with a bag of dog shit.
You carry dog shit around with you?
I'm going out to find some right nowAlways, you saying you don't you fucking weirdo?
He eats it with naan.You carry dog shit around with you?
Butter chicken is OK mate, it's an authentic curry eaten in India, korma isn't. Korma was dreamt up to appease non spice Brits and soft arse fannies, like you; )I just remembered, I have some butter chicken pies in the freezer.