Favourite lines from Viz

[Chris in London]

AVOID WASTING MONEY on personalised number plates. It is much cheaper to change your name by deed poll so that it matches your car.

Yours faithfully

M 326 GRW (Mrs)

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Save money on buying expensive binoculars by simply standing closer to the object you want to look at.

 

[stonerblue]

Re-spraying your car?
Cover it in cling film first then if you don't like the colour simply peel it off..

 

[Burnage Burnsy]

I remember Paul Whicker the Tall Vicar having a Fuck the Pope jumble sale. Funny as fuck.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Mr Logic choking on a Christmas pudding sixpence:

Fascinating! My trachea is partially occluded by the token of renumeration concealed in my festive meal.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Fom the annals of the profanisaurus;

'Dog in a bath' n.

''I was shagging the wife the other night, and accidentally called out her sister's name, when I was on the vinegar strokes. It was like trying to keep a dog in a bath.

'Knickers like Curt Cobain's ceiling:' sim.

Telling phrase descriptive of the situation that sometimes obtains when a lady has taken insufficient precautions to protect her fairy hammock whilst she's got the painters in.

 

[Second Skin]

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[Always Ali]

Frankenstein's Knob was an absolute classic - "Look, perfect in every detail"

And the "Photo Love" stories were genius!

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Are you calling my pint a puff ?

 

[hgblue]

Photocopy your tits and win a prize.