Favourite lines from Viz

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Start date 17 Dec 2014

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Ancient Citizen

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19 Dec 2014

#71

'Scottish Yoga' n.
A hot bath and a can of of Tennants super.

'Rip Snorter' n.
A 'Bakewell Tart' that sounds like Douglas Fairbanks junior sliding down the canvas sail of a square-rigged pirate ship on his dagger.

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bonespost

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19 Dec 2014

#72

Feed your cat gold and silver glitter,and make next doors garden have a bit of festive cheer .

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johnny on the spot

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19 Dec 2014

#73

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Chancy Termites

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20 Dec 2014

#74

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NPBlue

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20 Dec 2014

#75

My husband asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I replied I would like a rubber plant.

Imagine my surprise when he bought me a large tyre factory in Yorkshire.

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Ancient Citizen

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20 Dec 2014

#76

Why do science fiction films say that you will stop existing if you killed you Grandad in the past?
I killed my Grandad last year and I'm fine.

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BimboBob

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20 Dec 2014

#77

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BimboBob

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20 Dec 2014

#78

[bigimg]http://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Screen-Shot-2014-11-06-at-09.39.41.png[/bigimg]

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BimboBob

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20 Dec 2014

#79

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BimboBob

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20 Dec 2014

#80

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