gaudinho's stolen car
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mrcunny said:
I saw your mum the other day in an orange and brown coat. Oh no, that was a GM bus.
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I saw your mum the other day in an orange and brown coat. Oh no, that was a GM bus.
Barcon
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mrcunny said:themadinventor said:MADCHESTER CITY said:It's one of the 'Your Mum' jokes;
Your mama's so thick that she climbed over a glass wall just to see what was on the other side
-- Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:03 pm --
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
It's one of the 'Your Mum' jokes;
Your mama's so thick that she climbed over a glass wall just to see what was on the other side
Or, your mum is so fat, every time she turns around it's her birthday lol
Your mum is that fat,greenpeace have to look after her.
Your Mum is so fat, when she jumps in the air, she gets stuck.
Robbiejd
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u2fme2
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Pughie
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wez99 said:Two goldfish in a tank,
One says to the other, you drive & I'll man the guns.
two parrots sat on a perch.
one says to the other "can you smell fish?"
A chinese boy came trick or treating at my door last night, dressed as a pirate. He asked if he could have a special treat for his brother who was ill at home. Feeling nice and sorry for him, I went inside to get him a big chocolate bar.
Then the little **** ran off with my dog.<br /><br />-- Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:42 pm --<br /><br />Bloke at the races whispers to Paddy, "Do you want the winner of the next race?" Paddy says, "No thanks, I've only got a small garden".
Then the little **** ran off with my dog.<br /><br />-- Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:42 pm --<br /><br />Bloke at the races whispers to Paddy, "Do you want the winner of the next race?" Paddy says, "No thanks, I've only got a small garden".
MADCHESTER CITY
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mrcunny said:themadinventor said:MADCHESTER CITY said:It's one of the 'Your Mum' jokes;
Your mama's so thick that she climbed over a glass wall just to see what was on the other side
-- Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:03 pm --
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
It's one of the 'Your Mum' jokes;
Your mama's so thick that she climbed over a glass wall just to see what was on the other side
Or, your mum is so fat, every time she turns around it's her birthday lol
Your mum is that fat,greenpeace have to look after her.
Your mums so fat that when I had to run a marathon last week I just did a lap of her
gaudinho's stolen car
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Now then, now then pop pickers. This week's non-mover is Jimmy Savile.
mrcunny said:A chinese boy came trick or treating at my door last night, dressed as a pirate. He asked if he could have a special treat for his brother who was ill at home. Feeling nice and sorry for him, I went inside to get him a big chocolate bar.
Then the little **** ran off with my dog.
-- Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:42 pm --
Bloke at the races whispers to Paddy, "Do you want the winner of the next race?" Paddy says, "No thanks, I've only got a small garden".
I didnt get either....