Joke thread

[mrcunny]

why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny? .... cos you have to bite off the crust and eat the jelly before you get to the meat!

 

[Clevers]

why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny? .... cos you have to bite off the crust and eat the jelly before you get to the meat!

Thanks I'll never eat a pork pie again.

 

[Oohvonkyvonky]

why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny? .... cos you have to bite off the crust and eat the jelly before you get to the meat!

Thanks I'll never eat a pork pie again.

I'll never look at pensioners fanny again.



I'll keep my blindfold on

 

[mrcunny]

why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny? .... cos you have to bite off the crust and eat the jelly before you get to the meat!

Thanks I'll never eat a pork pie again.

only certain brands of pork pie matey....

 

[scowy68]

Paddy gets a phone call from the police.Your house has been broken into they have drank all your beer and raped your wife !!! ...... Paddy says i cant beleive they shagged her after only four cans !!!

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny? .... cos you have to bite off the crust and eat the jelly before you get to the meat!

Thanks I'll never eat a pork pie again.

only certain brands of pork pie matey....

I was having tea tyvm.

git.

 

[Bilboblue]

I drove past a couple of lazy arsed strikers yesterday
"Get back to work and do your job properly!!! " I shouted at them.

I couldn't make out what Torres said but Andy Carrol told me to "fuck off"

 

[mrcunny]

Today I treated the wife to one of them fish pedicures. Very pleased with the results. Those piranhas dont fvck about!<br /><br />-- Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:57 pm --<br /><br />I phoned the police the other day.

"What's your emergency?" they asked
I said "There's two girls fighting over me."
"Ok" she paused "Well what's the problem?"
"The fat one's winning."

 

[jimharri]

I like to walk around the house naked.

Until the neighbours chase me back inside.

 

[Gelsons Dad]

A skeleton goes into a bar and says to the bartender, I'd like a beer.

and a mop.