Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Lavinda Past]

If you don't laugh when you read this, you're no friend of mine....

 

[roman totale]

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OK. I did O-level Latin and I still don’t get this. Can someone please explain the joke.

 

[Bournemouth Blue]

Not many people realise that Phil Spector’s brother lived in Leicester and worked in quality control in the Walker’s Crisp factory. His name was Crispin Spector.

 

[Lavinda Past]

OK. I did O-level Latin and I still don’t get this. Can someone please explain the joke.

Summoning demons who leave their bikes outside.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I got a phone call this morning..

"I understand that you're selling a Python... is it very big?"

"Certainly is," I replied.

"Great!" he said with huge enthusiasm, "How many feet?"

"None," I replied... "It's a Snake.."