Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

A teacher is teaching sex education to her class.

She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?"

And little Johnny says, "Yes, it's a penis, my dad has two of them!"

And the teacher says, "Johnny, that is a lie!"

And little Johnny says, "I'm not lying miss, he has a small soft one he uses to have a piss and a big long hard one that he uses to brush the babysitter's teeth."

 

[Vienna_70]

Did you hear about the queer shepherd?

He kept mountain goats.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Everyone here for yodelling lesson....

Please form an orderly orderly orderly queue

 

[Lavinda Past]

Ornithology students did a study on why birds fly in a V formation.

They concluded that it’s just too far for them to walk in a V formation

 

[Lavinda Past]

I once went on a date with a girl who was obsessed with collecting magazines but I didn't really fancy her.

She had a lot of issues.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

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[Lavinda Past]

 

[ray21]

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