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Cushty....
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all sentenced to 10 years in prison.
Before they each go into their prison cells, they are all granted one wish to help them through it
The Englishman asks for people to come into his cell and talk to him sometimes to keep him company
"no problem" says the prison officer
The Scotsman asks for a dog to be in his cell sometimes to keep him company
"ok" says the prison officer
The Irishman asks for 100 packs of cigarettes
"sure" says the prison officer
A year later, after taking a break from the job, the same prison officer returns to the prison and goes to check on the men to see how they are
The Englishman looks to be doing ok, and thanks the prison officer for allowing him to have people in there to keep him company
The Scotsman is also ok, and thanks the prison officer
The Irishman says "have you got a light?"
Before they each go into their prison cells, they are all granted one wish to help them through it
The Englishman asks for people to come into his cell and talk to him sometimes to keep him company
"no problem" says the prison officer
The Scotsman asks for a dog to be in his cell sometimes to keep him company
"ok" says the prison officer
The Irishman asks for 100 packs of cigarettes
"sure" says the prison officer
A year later, after taking a break from the job, the same prison officer returns to the prison and goes to check on the men to see how they are
The Englishman looks to be doing ok, and thanks the prison officer for allowing him to have people in there to keep him company
The Scotsman is also ok, and thanks the prison officer
The Irishman says "have you got a light?"
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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear zippers.
Because sheep can hear zippers.
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I have hired a hitman with myself as the target
He said the job would be done as soo
He said the job would be done as soo