Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

I was visiting a farm and saw a huge barn full of grain.

I asked the farmer what it was for. He said the cattle eat it.

I didn’t see it, but his cat must be fucking massive.

 

[Lavinda Past]

What do you call someone who identifies as 'they/them' who works at an Indian Restaurant?

Naan Binary

 

[Lavinda Past]

I am going to a fancy dress party later dressed as a loaf of bread...

I reckon the birds will be all over me

 

[Lavinda Past]

The punchline always comes before the joke.

You know why I hate time travel jokes?

 

[Lavinda Past]

Bonnie Tyler designed a device made of tortoise shell that can clip onto a stringed musical instrument to mute the strings.

The brand name is Turtle-y Clips of the Harp.

 

[Axel Freed]

I saw a dwarf escaping down a prison wall the other day and i thought hmmm that's a little condescending

 

[Blue Mist]

No likee, no upvotee. One man's meat is another man's poison as they say.

The absence of your (or any other 'regulars') name under one of my post says it all.

I like your jokes but I very rarely put a like on a joke, if I did you soon have more likes than me and that would never do. Be content that I inwardly smile.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I like your jokes but I very rarely put a like on a joke, if I did you soon have more likes than me and that would never do. Be content that I inwardly smile.

 

[Lavinda Past]