Joke thread

A bloke asked his wife to dress up as his favourite Star Wars character for some sexy birthday fun.

He walked into the bedroom that night and he was shocked and said, "Love, Jabba the Hut is not my favourite Star Wars character"

"Fuck off" She shouted "I haven't got dressed yet"
 
This simple maths test can accurately predict your favourite film.

- Pick a number between 1 and 9.
- Multiply by 3
- Add 3 to that number
- Multiply by 3 again
- Add the two digits together

Now discover your favourite film!

1. Oliver Twist
2. Saving Private Ryan
3. Gone with the Wind
4. Star Wars
5. Jaws
6. The Godfather
7. Citizen Kane
8. Pulp Fiction
9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Sheep and Oiled-Up Grandpas
10. Forrest Gump
 
This simple maths test can accurately predict your favourite film.

- Pick a number between 1 and 9.
- Multiply by 3
- Add 3 to that number
- Multiply by 3 again
- Add the two digits together

Now discover your favourite film!

1. Oliver Twist
2. Saving Private Ryan
3. Gone with the Wind
4. Star Wars
5. Jaws
6. The Godfather
7. Citizen Kane
8. Pulp Fiction
9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Sheep and Oiled-Up Grandpas
10. Forrest Gump
My maths is shite but they're right I love the Godfather
 
I remember my first nine dates, when I started to see the present Mrs Goldblatt

It was eight meals out, and a trip to the cinema to see a superhero film.

So that's

Dinner
Dinner
Dinner
Dinner
Dinner
Dinner
Dinner
Dinner
Batman

My mate's girlfriend refused to see the latest Batman movie with him until after their eighth meal together.

Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Batman

Ffs Lav...lol
Oi, that's mine. Plagiarists.
 

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