Joke thread

[TangerineSteve17]

Did you hear about the gangsta with piles who also had Oedipus complex? He was a bad ass mother fucker yo.

The easiest battle I was ever involved in was when the opposing warriors had no weapons, they just tried to spit us to death. Stupid salivation army.

I don't make jokes about a wooden step in a field that doesn't belong to me. That's not my stile.

And that's a thousand posts and a tear is shed.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Did you hear about the gangsta with piles who also had Oedipus complex? He was a bad ass mother fucker yo.

The easiest battle I was ever involved in was when the opposing warriors had no weapons, they just tried to spit us to death. Stupid salivation army.

I don't make jokes about a wooden step in a field that doesn't belong to me. That's not my stile.

And that's a thousand posts and a tear is shed.

Haha a 1000 laughs :)

 

[Lavinda Past]

Did you hear about the gangsta with piles who also had Oedipus complex? He was a bad ass mother fucker yo.

The easiest battle I was ever involved in was when the opposing warriors had no weapons, they just tried to spit us to death. Stupid salivation army.

I don't make jokes about a wooden step in a field that doesn't belong to me. That's not my stile.

And that's a thousand posts and a tear is shed.

Haha a 1000 laughs :)

+1

I like Steve's humour

 

[Kakhaber Tskhadadze K.O.T.A.]

Did you hear about the gangsta with piles who also had Oedipus complex? He was a bad ass mother fucker yo.

got to admit that made me laugh.

 

[The Flash]

Did you hear about the gangsta with piles who also had Oedipus complex? He was a bad ass mother fucker yo.

The easiest battle I was ever involved in was when the opposing warriors had no weapons, they just tried to spit us to death. Stupid salivation army.

I don't make jokes about a wooden step in a field that doesn't belong to me. That's not my stile.

And that's a thousand posts and a tear is shed.

Excellent work.

You made it count!

 

[TangerineSteve17]

Cheers people, Nice to know some are getting a giggle.

 

[bucks]

Old one
Played an absolutely shite round of golf the other day, only hit 2 good balls all day and that was when I stood on the rake.

You can blame Jimmy Tarbuck for that one.

 

[TangerineSteve17]

Was in a pub in Ireland when the bloke sat next to me said "What do you think of County Down?" I said "I prefer Eggyheads."

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Was in a pub in Ireland when the bloke sat next to me said "What do you think of County Down?" I said "I prefer Eggyheads."

Not one of your best :)

 

[TangerineSteve17]

yeah I don't like it much either.

Saw a chameleon in a zoo the other day...I think there was something wrong with it.

Who is the coolest dude in a hospital? ...The ultrasound guy.

What's 2 feet long and slippery?...A pair of slippers.