bluemoon98
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What's red and shit?
United :) no problem
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United :) no problem
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Joke thread
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malg
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Don't apologise, it's a good joke.Alex the Blue said:mad4city said:Jesus wept... Pathetic on all sorts of levels.Alex the Blue said:The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. They've imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil.
My apologies if I offended anyone. I was just repeating a joke I'd just heard.
foetus
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perhaps an offensive joke thread is needed?
East Level 2
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Is there a lot of whooshing going on regarding Rick Allen?Pelly Greeny said:hackneyslim said:Def Leppard are playing Blackjack.
The singer draws 19, and says 'Stick.'
The drummer says, 'I told you not to call me that.'
Replace 'Def Leppard' for David Beckham and 'singer' for Posh
Drags it from a mid 80's joke to something people under 40 might get ;-)
TangerineSteve17
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Rick who?
Bill Walker
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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had avocados."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had avocados."
Zubrman
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foetus said:perhaps an offensive joke thread is needed?
Perhaps a joke thread is needed!
East Level 2
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More whoosh or Def Leppard's one-armed drummer?TangerineSteve17 said:Rick who?
malg said:Don't apologise, it's a good joke.Alex the Blue said:mad4city said:Jesus wept... Pathetic on all sorts of levels.
My apologies if I offended anyone. I was just repeating a joke I'd just heard.
Fair enough, on not wishing to offend, Alex. And your apology is welcome.
But... my God, no matter what anybody says, regardless of the fact that it relies on a boorish and outmoded premise (that the Irish are stupid) that's an awful joke. No matter what anybody tells you!!
Awwwfull!!!
Tumbleweed, awful!
Church bells in the distance, awful!
My dog just fucked himself under a bus after hearing it, awful!
I'm embarrassed for you, awful!
Other than that, keep 'em comin'.
:-)
SteWadda
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mad4city said:malg said:Don't apologise, it's a good joke.Alex the Blue said:My apologies if I offended anyone. I was just repeating a joke I'd just heard.
Fair enough, on not wishing to offend, Alex. And your apology is welcome.
But... my God, no matter what anybody says, regardless of the fact that it relies on a boorish and outmoded premise (that the Irish are stupid) that's an awful joke. No matter what anybody tells you!!
Awwwfull!!!
Tumbleweed, awful!
Church bells in the distance, awful!
My dog just fucked himself under a bus after hearing it, awful!
I'm embarrassed for you, awful!
Other than that, keep 'em comin'.
:-)
Odd place for a dog to have a wank