hackneyslim
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Helen Keller was so poor that at one point she was living hand to forehead.
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jimharri
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An oldie, but a goodie;
It's breakfast time, and a wife asks her husband; "Darling, would you like some bacon, eggs and toast?"
Husband.."No, thanks. It's the viagra, I have no appetite"
Lunchtime, she asks " How about a nice ham sandwich, just the way you like it? or a nice bowl of chicken soup?"
He replies "No; it has to be the viagra, not hungry at all, thanks"
Dinnertime and she asks "What about a nice sirloin and all the trimmings, apple pie for dessert?"
He again replies "Sorry love, I'm really not a bit hungry. I am sure it's the viagra"
Suppertime, she asks "What about a nice chinese takeaway, you choose?"
He replies "No, I could not eat a thing. Stop asking me, it's the viagra!"
"Well", she says; "Would you mind letting me up, I am fucking starving."
It's breakfast time, and a wife asks her husband; "Darling, would you like some bacon, eggs and toast?"
Husband.."No, thanks. It's the viagra, I have no appetite"
Lunchtime, she asks " How about a nice ham sandwich, just the way you like it? or a nice bowl of chicken soup?"
He replies "No; it has to be the viagra, not hungry at all, thanks"
Dinnertime and she asks "What about a nice sirloin and all the trimmings, apple pie for dessert?"
He again replies "Sorry love, I'm really not a bit hungry. I am sure it's the viagra"
Suppertime, she asks "What about a nice chinese takeaway, you choose?"
He replies "No, I could not eat a thing. Stop asking me, it's the viagra!"
"Well", she says; "Would you mind letting me up, I am fucking starving."
Hamann Pineapple
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"Some people call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangster of love, some people call me Maurice"
Starbucks: "I'll just put Maurice"
Starbucks: "I'll just put Maurice"
Sergi0 Na5r1
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Joke thread - Can we post highlights of the rags's humiliation at the sword of lowly cambridge? Or a transcript of van girl's filoshofee?
drthingy
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How do you tell the sex of an ant?
Put it in a bucket of water:
If it sinks:girl ant
If it floats: boy ant.
Put it in a bucket of water:
If it sinks:girl ant
If it floats: boy ant.
foetus
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drthingy said:
jimharri
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Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it
would be just like winning the lottery! I agreed, and they were right.
We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!
would be just like winning the lottery! I agreed, and they were right.
We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!
bluemoon98
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RabidCity said:
Haha funny ;)
Alex the Blue
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A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to throw herself off a bridge so they stop.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says "what are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he did not appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity. He asked "Well before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she does and it was a deep, lingering kiss.
After she's finished the biker says "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl...."
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says "what are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he did not appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity. He asked "Well before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she does and it was a deep, lingering kiss.
After she's finished the biker says "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl...."