jimharri
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A store has just opened that offers free husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the following instructions:
“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors to choose from. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!"
A woman goes to the store to find a husband.
She walks in and on the 1st floor door a sign reads "Floor 1 - These men have steady jobs."
She reads the sign and decides to go up to the second floor to see if they have anything better.
The 2nd floor sign reads "Floor 2 - These men have steady jobs and love children."
She thinks to herself that she can do better, so she walks up the stairs to the next floor.
The 3rd floor sign reads "Floor 3 - These men have steady jobs, love children and are extremely good looking."
“Wow,” she thinks, but she decides to keep going. She walks up to the 4th floor and the sign reads
"Floor 4 - These men have steady jobs, love children, are extremely good looking and help out with the housework"
She can barely contain her excitement, but she goes to the 5th floor and the sign reads
"Floor 5 - These men have steady jobs, love children, are extremely good looking, help out with the housework and are very romantic(will **** you good)"
She is so tempted to stay, but she knows that the next floor has to be the best yet. She walks up to the 6th floor and the sign reads
"Floor 6 - You are visitor 62,985,471 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that you are impossible to please. Please take a complimentary cat on the way out."
However, in the interest of gender balance, the store's owner opened a New ‘Wives’ store just across the street, operating under the same rules.
The first floor has wives who love sex.
The second floor has wives who love sex, have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited
“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors to choose from. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!"
A woman goes to the store to find a husband.
She walks in and on the 1st floor door a sign reads "Floor 1 - These men have steady jobs."
She reads the sign and decides to go up to the second floor to see if they have anything better.
The 2nd floor sign reads "Floor 2 - These men have steady jobs and love children."
She thinks to herself that she can do better, so she walks up the stairs to the next floor.
The 3rd floor sign reads "Floor 3 - These men have steady jobs, love children and are extremely good looking."
“Wow,” she thinks, but she decides to keep going. She walks up to the 4th floor and the sign reads
"Floor 4 - These men have steady jobs, love children, are extremely good looking and help out with the housework"
She can barely contain her excitement, but she goes to the 5th floor and the sign reads
"Floor 5 - These men have steady jobs, love children, are extremely good looking, help out with the housework and are very romantic(will **** you good)"
She is so tempted to stay, but she knows that the next floor has to be the best yet. She walks up to the 6th floor and the sign reads
"Floor 6 - You are visitor 62,985,471 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that you are impossible to please. Please take a complimentary cat on the way out."
However, in the interest of gender balance, the store's owner opened a New ‘Wives’ store just across the street, operating under the same rules.
The first floor has wives who love sex.
The second floor has wives who love sex, have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited