3 Irishmen in a bar. Paddy says"My locals better than this, you buy 2 drinks and the 3rd free"
Mick says, "Well in my local you buy 1 drink you get the 2nd free"
Murphy says, "Thats nothing. In my local you buy the 1st drink, then the 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th,6th & 7th are free.
Then you go out the back and get a Shag
"WOW," says the other two,
"Has that actually happened to you?"
"No," says Murphy, "But it happened to my sister.
(sorry my Irish brethren )!
My wife has been missing for a week now. The Police said that 'I should now possibly prepare for the worst.'
so I had to go down to the Oxfam to get all of her clothes back...
I had a happy childhood.
My dad would put me inside a tyre and then roll me down a hill.
They were goodyears...