Joke thread

jimharri said:
A guy wakes up in hospital after getting a terrible beating. Doctor asks him what he can remember. He says "I was making love to this beautiful woman that I had only just met at a bar earlier, when we heard the front door of her house opening. 'Oh my God!' she shouted, 'it's my husband! Quick, the back door!' Now I know I should have run, but you don't get an offer like that every day."
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There has been a bad crash on the M60. A lorry carrying spiced beef has collided with a truck carrying rice.

GMP are saying its chilli-con-carnage at the scene.
 
A woman is standing on the edge of the cliff about to commit suicide

A man approaches her. He says ''Before you jump, could we have a shag ?''

''No, you dirty perv'' she replied.

''Ok then'' he says ''I'll wait for you at the bottom''
 
Rather shocked to hear that Donald Trump has announced that if he's elected his first act will be to ban the importation and manufacture of shredded cheese.

Apparently it's part of his strategy to Make America Grate Again.
 
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