taleofbluehalves
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taleofbluehalves
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Just bought an ABBA toilet....what a loo!
jimharri
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In the pub last night, two blokes were discussing how their names matched their jobs.
1st bloke: "My name is Mike & I'm a singer."
2nd bloke: "Yeah, my name is Doug & I'm a gardener. Really weird ain't it!"
The two scousers sitting at the next table, Rob & Nick, kept pretty quiet.
1st bloke: "My name is Mike & I'm a singer."
2nd bloke: "Yeah, my name is Doug & I'm a gardener. Really weird ain't it!"
The two scousers sitting at the next table, Rob & Nick, kept pretty quiet.
dronefromsector7G
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"Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?"
"Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter"
"Thanks dad"
"No problem Alan"
"Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter"
"Thanks dad"
"No problem Alan"
sir baconface
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"Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?"
"Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter"
"Thanks dad"
"No problem Alan"
Haha. Two Dogs Fcuking likes this.
BimboBob
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Funny as."Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?"
"Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter"
"Thanks dad"
"No problem Alan"
Twat.
solley attwell
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My mate emigrated to Canada 6 years ago. After a while he started working for himself as a lumberjack. However because of all the accidents the health and safety authority have stipulated that your not allowed work on your own..you have to work in trees!!!! Be dum kish
talkativesprout
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My mate emigrated to Canada 6 years ago. After a while he started working for himself as a lumberjack. However because of all the accidents the health and safety authority have stipulated that your not allowed work on your own..you have to work in trees!!!! Be dum kish
For that to work, it has to be a couple of mates, one to stay with the victim one to get help, so you have to work in threes.......
Wears the soap........said the Nun in the Bath....don't rub too hard said the sister, you are hurting
jimharri
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A blind man hires a prostitute but as he's blind, he gets the mangiest old boot on the street.
They go upstairs and he starts to rub her spotty arse.
"Don't worry" she says, "its only acne."
"Thank fuck for that!" says the blind man.
"I thought it was the price list!"
They go upstairs and he starts to rub her spotty arse.
"Don't worry" she says, "its only acne."
"Thank fuck for that!" says the blind man.
"I thought it was the price list!"