Joke thread

[Indaparkside]

Van Gogh goes in a pub-his mate said you want a beer nar he replies I’ve got one ear

 

[Indaparkside]

A policeman stopped a motorist driving in the centre of town one evening, would you mind blowing into this bag sir, why said the motorist because my chips are too hot replied the copper

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Just seen 2 lepors playing cards one lost so he threw his hand in

The other one laughed his head off.

Edit: Someone beat me to it!

 

[balotellishaircut]

I was interviewed by the Police last night.

I answered every question with a “No Comment.“

They rang this morning, I didn’t get the job.

 

[balotellishaircut]

I’ve been recommended the Adam Ant diet.
Don’t chew ever, don’t chew ever...

 

[RadcliffeRick]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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I've told the wife a hundred times....wear a bloody scarf woman, it's cold out.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Brilliant!

 

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* NORTHERN RAIL WARNING *

Please note that all Northern Rail passenger services between Lime Street and Walton will be suspended every Saturday and Sunday until further notice.

This is due to a massive points failure at Anfield.

 

[ray21]

Uncanny

 

[mrcunny]

No idea, but a few weeks back. I was searching for a joke a posted ages ago. I could find it with search but not in the actual thread. Spent hours trying to work it out and put it down to some kind of glitch. About 10 minutes ago I realised that there are actually 2 joke threads.

One i started then i was copied..bloody weirdo...

 

[sir baconface]

 

[LWashington]

At least you can keep abreast of what's happening in the other half of the room.

 

[Blue_eyes]

I think somebody "boobed" with that lighting.

 

[dickie davies]

Gone tits up

 

[LWashington]

I think somebody "boobed" with that lighting.

I've heard of a Nice Wall Rack but never a ceiling one.

 

[LWashington]

Gone tits up

You should have seen the confusion when he installed a couple of door knockers.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Is that Toyahs front room

 

[Blue tube]

Is that Toyahs front room

If you watch her latest video you can almost see her front room