Joke thread

[Pearcey]

"What do we want"!

"More Irish Accents"!

"When do we want them"?

"Noiw"

 

[johnmc]

Booked the same table as last year for valentines day. Hoping to pot a few more reds this year.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

BREAKING NEWS: Luis Suarez has been arrested for the murder of Whitney Houston in a racially motivated attack. Eye-witness Patrice Evra says he saw Suarez kill her at least 10 times. Sir Alic Ferguson has called for the death penalty to be administered to Suarez. Kenny Dalglish says he has never heard of Whitney Houston and has questioned whether she has ever actually existed. The FA has immediately responded by banning Mario Balotelli for 8 games and have taken away his passport.

 

[al67]

"What do we want"?

"A cure for Tourettes"

"When do we want it"?

"****"

 

[BlueHammer85]

"What do we want"?

"A cure for Tourettes"

"When do we want it"?

"****"

haha

 

[BackofJeanette]

FERGIE CHECK LIST:
Kung Fu-Kick a fan: OK
Miss a drug test: OK
Shag your brother's wife for years: OK
Shag a granny prostitute: OK
Refuse to shake a black man's hand before a game: DISGRACE - LIFE BAN.

 

[al67]

FERGIE CHECK LIST:
Kung Fu-Kick a fan: OK
Miss a drug test: OK
Shag your brother's wife for years: OK
Shag a granny prostitute: OK
Refuse to shake a black man's hand before a game: DISGRACE - LIFE BAN.

I blame Prince Andrew,he let her get away with murder.

 

[mrcunny]

Whats 6 inches long and wont be getting sucked on Valentines day???

Whitney Houstons crackpipe..

 

[bennyblue]

I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born just by feeling their breasts."Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try."After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience."Come on," she demanded, "What day was I born on? "Yesterday?" I replied.

 

[BackofJeanette]

I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born just by feeling their breasts."Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try."After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience."Come on," she demanded, "What day was I born on? "Yesterday?" I replied.

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