citymad
Well-Known Member
brass neck said:I went to my local district nurse who said i had a severe rash on my balls. She said your going to have to stop wanking, I said Why, she said cos Im trying to examine you!!
I just got knocked off my bike by a lorry salting the roads. FUCK YOU I screamed through gritted teeth!!
My mate said Your always pushing me around and talking behind my back, I said your in a wheelechair you dick head!!
I said to my son "where you going"
He said"Im off to meet a girl"
I said "Dont forget to wear a...you know"
He said, "do you mean a condom"
I said "no, a fucking hat you ginger cnut!"
Superb stuff bn