Joke thread

daveduke67 said:
Should we change the thread title to Sickipedia copied and pasted jokes thread?

Why not post a link to the site and lock the thread ;-)
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That is the worst joke I have ever heard. It's not even slightly funny and doesn't even have a random obscenity, Very poor.
 
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.talksport.co.uk/magazine/features/2012-03-16/five-reasons-why-man-city-will-win-title" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.talksport.co.uk/magazine/fea ... -win-title</a>
 
Paul powers moustache said:
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing, although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist, all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was lick it , God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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Markt85 said:
http://www.talksport.co.uk/magazine/features/2012-03-16/five-reasons-why-man-city-will-win-title
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Oy, shouldn't you be blowing bubbles?

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.freemobilefun.net/wallp/240_320/tvshows/trailer-park-boys-bubbles.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.freemobilefun.net/wallp/240_ ... ubbles.jpg</a>
 
RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT CUP OF TEA


Experts tell us the best way to make a perfect cup of tea is to agitate the bag.

So every morning i shout ´´ TWO SUGARS, FAT ARSE``.
 
Barcon said:
Markt85 said:
http://www.talksport.co.uk/magazine/features/2012-03-16/five-reasons-why-man-city-will-win-title
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Oy, shouldn't you be blowing bubbles?

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.freemobilefun.net/wallp/240_320/tvshows/trailer-park-boys-bubbles.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.freemobilefun.net/wallp/240_ ... ubbles.jpg</a>
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