Joke thread

[TFC]

 

[Bill Walker]

Why the new name?

In honour of my recently deceased brother.

 

[BackofJeanette]

After decades of unsatisying relationships with women and, only enjoying fucking prostitutes, I have realised that I am buysexual.

 

[ray21]

Lol

 

[Blue_eyes]

Lol

John terry was in the superleague???

 

[RadcliffeRick]

John terry was in the superleague???

No he just sat wearing the full kit just in case it was a success then he could join in for the photos

 

[Bill Walker]

Hi , my names David , if I ever have a son I'm calling him Harley, so by the time he's going to school people will say , That's Harley David's son..

 

[goalmole]

Hi , my names David , if I ever have a son I'm calling him Harley, so by the time he's going to school people will say , That's Harley David's son..

... his mum's a bike.

 

[SWPISHOME]

... his mum's a bike.

She loves her husbands big helmet.

 

[mat]

As my wife and three of her friends squeezed into the car after WeightWatchers, I muttered under my breath, "Fat fucking cows."

"What was that?" snapped my wife.

"You herd!"