Joke thread

[Tuearts right boot]

Shit B/W portable in my bedroom with circular ariel played havoc with my 'young man' moments ;)

There was porn in B&W days ???, nobody told me....( apart from Valerie Singleton )

 

[blue b4 the moon]

There was porn in B&W days ???, nobody told me....( apart from Valerie Singleton )

I wish...top of the pops had to do.

 

[KS55]

I wish...top of the pops had to do.

Yup, all those low angles of the girls on the gantry. Cor, brought me out in pimples.

 

[Newman Noggs]

Yup, all those low angles of the girls on the gantry. Cor, brought me out in pimples.

I bought a Bush TV with high hopes.

 

[Indaparkside]

I bought a Bush TV with high hopes.

Always some vulgar fucker on blue moon:)

 

[Daz_Blue]

I was brought up adopted by a man called Daz, so I grew up referring to him as my non biological father.



Daily mirror today

I am suing the twats

 

[2sheikhs]

There was porn in B&W days ???, nobody told me....( apart from Valerie Singleton )

I preferred Jenny from magpie.

 

[crazyg]

Yup, all those low angles of the girls on the gantry. Cor, brought me out in pimples.

Might be a pimple to you, but it was all the world to me!

 

[KS55]

I bought a Bush TV with high hopes.

Was it any good, or was it a bit gash?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I preferred Jenny from magpie.

Oh yes....forgot about her

 

[bluemanchester]

I bought a Bush TV with high hopes.

The woman next door to us had a 17 inch Murphy.

 

[DrBlueBob]

I preferred Jenny from magpie.

Toss up (cough) between her and lesley judd.

 

[sir baconface]

The woman next door to us had a 17 inch Murphy.

She must have suffered from constant interference.

 

[DrBlueBob]

The woman next door to us had a 17 inch Murphy.

That made her eyes water.

 

[jimharri]

I heard Liverpool FC asked for permission for their fans to take flares into Old Trafford for their recent game as they thought it would help them with their title challenge.
Apparently last time they won the league everyone was wearing them...!!

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

The other day a woman described me as a bit of a looker.










Well, voyeur was the actual word she used......

 

[oakiecokie]

I heard Liverpool FC asked for permission for their fans to take flares into Old Trafford for their recent game as they thought it would help them with their title challenge.
Apparently last time they won the league everyone was wearing them...!!

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.Very good you old wazzak.

 

[Indaparkside]

Two Jews Ezra and Uri are walking through wythenshawe when 20 lads come round the corner oh shit uri I think we’re going to get mugged here. I think your right Ezra heres that £500 quid I owe you

 

[Indaparkside]

I heard Liverpool FC asked for permission for their fans to take flares into Old Trafford for their recent game as they thought it would help them with their title challenge.
Apparently last time they won the league everyone was wearing them...!!

They had there shell suits on the coach for a change on the way home:)

 

[Blue Mist]

Two Jews Ezra and Uri are walking through wythenshawe when 20 lads come round the corner oh shit uri I think we’re going to get mugged here. I think your right Ezra heres that £500 quid I owe you

Inda, I appreciate there is a thread on the City bit of this here site which mentions a new breed of fans, i.e. young but if you think you can get away with telling a Max Bygraves joke from 1936 thinking they wont have heard it you are wrong.