Bill Walker
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Been looking round some used record shops for old U2 singles
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
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Joke thread
- Thread starter mrcunny
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PannickAtTheDisco
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In Tesco today, I was horrified to find they had no toilet paper at all.
Reluctantly I headed for the checkout and asked if they had any. A firm NO was the answer.
Walking back to the toilets with my pants around my ankles was a walk of shame I can tell you.
what a lood joke.
Bill Walker
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Fangs for that.BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19
Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.....
lefty goldblatt
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Let's paws for a moment, and wait for the dog puns.Fangs for that.
What have I done? Sorry.
Grassland Blue
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You've probably 'setter' trend...Let's paws for a moment, and wait for the dog puns.
What have I done? Sorry.
JRockBlues
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Let's paws for a moment, and wait for the dog puns.
What have I done? Sorry.
If you need a place to get away from it all for a while then might I suggest https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labradorhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labrador
Allnightlong
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Just been at the post office and two guys came in wearing masks.
TOTAL PANIC!!!!
Then they said ''this is a robbery'' and we all calmed down.
TOTAL PANIC!!!!
Then they said ''this is a robbery'' and we all calmed down.
happy daze
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Correct,this'll springer a whole new line of puns unless the mods muzzle itYou've probably 'setter' trend...
Sheriff Fatman
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You're going to be hounded for this oneLet's paws for a moment, and wait for the dog puns.
What have I done? Sorry.
Tuearts right boot
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I think we'd best wait for the lab reports before doing anything
JRockBlues
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I'm sure the mods will retriever the situation at some point(er) in the near future
happy daze
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Did you pinscher few of these puns from somewhere else?I'm sure the mods will retriever the situation at some point(er) in the near future
dickie davies
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Quadruple
Aston villa 4-0 LFC
Treble
Chelsea 2-0 LFC
Unbeaten
Watford 3-0 LFC
Double
Atletico 4-2 LFC
League title
Covid 19 - 18 LFC
Aston villa 4-0 LFC
Treble
Chelsea 2-0 LFC
Unbeaten
Watford 3-0 LFC
Double
Atletico 4-2 LFC
League title
Covid 19 - 18 LFC
Bill Walker
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You're such a sad puppy, still it's tailed off a bit now.You're going to be hounded for this one
Big Swifty
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You're all barking mad
Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum
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Another corona virus tail.
SWPISHOME
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A group of primary school kids, accompanied by two female
teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their
underpants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in year four.'
'No, love,' he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15"
teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their
underpants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in year four.'
'No, love,' he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15"
Fred_Quimby
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A group of primary school kids, accompanied by two female
teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their
underpants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in year four.'
'No, love,' he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15"
Lester Piggott wants his joke back.