Barcon
Well-Known Member
Let's just not.Lisa is a bit of a babe. Let's just say Bacon isn't.
Let's just not.Lisa is a bit of a babe. Let's just say Bacon isn't.
You're no oil painting, mate.I think another way to describe it is....
Punching above his weight
or
Won the lottery without buying a ticket
or
the jammiest bastard in the history of man, what the fuck she sees in him is anybodys guess, I can only assume it was an arranged marriage as no fucker would look twice at him, unless it was to punch him which it seems someone has done many times. Mind you they do say that nurses often fall for their patients, perhaps as his Carer, Lisa found an inner beauty (as there is nothing on the outside)
He he, did I go a bit OTT ?You're no oil painting, mate.
Karen reckons Bacon is a bit of a hunk.He he, did I go a bit OTT ?
That’s only because I gave her seeing eye dog some biscuits.Karen reckons Bacon is a bit of a hunk.
I’ve been told that I look like ken Dodd lately, so no, not really.He he, did I go a bit OTT ?
A dish then. You can touch me with your tickling stick anytime big boy...I’ve been told that I look like ken Dodd lately, so no, not really.
You know the rules...!Lisa is a bit of a babe. Let's just say Bacon isn't.
By Jove!I’ve been told that I look like ken Dodd lately, so no, not really.
Barry Manilow fan?Karen reckons Bacon is a bit of a hunk.