Bill Walker
Well-Known Member
A good friend of mine was obsessed with being run over by a steam train.
When it actually happened he was chuffed to bits.....
When it actually happened he was chuffed to bits.....
That was an Irishman first time I heard it.A blonde takes her misfiring car to the garage. The mechanic says: "Nothing to worry about, just shit in the air filter."
"Great," the woman says "How often do I have to do that?"
That's racist, this version is just sexist!That was an Irishman first time I heard it.
I was well chuffed.Well done @Magicpole not everyone gets a sticker you know.
My daughter saw his drawings in the Sistine Chapel recently when she was in Rome. Said they were OK, but she strained her neck looking up at them.I hate it when someone tries to impress me by pretending to be cultured
They'll say that they like Mozart's works but I reckon they've never even seen one of his paintings