Bill Walker
Well-Known Member
A 3 foot clairvoyant escaped from prison today !
Police are looking for a small medium at large.
Police are looking for a small medium at large.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs who swims the Channel?What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Bob
Man with no legs waiting at the bus stop. Conductor says "How you getting on then?"What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Bob
Man with no arms or legs outside a brothel. The madam says "You won't be much use in here" and the man relies "Well I rang the bell didn't I."Man with no legs waiting at the bus stop. Conductor says "How you getting on then?"
And she replied,Man with no arms or legs outside a brothel. The madam says "You won't be much use in here" and the man relies "Well I rang the bell didn't I."
Was he told to stop arseing about?And she replied,
''You cheeky low down bum.''