Joke thread

[Keep the Faith]

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[oakiecokie]

I went around to my Grandads to take the dog out for a walk.
As I was about to go out he shouted "Don`t forget poo bags"
"Do I have to" I shouted back.
"Yes" shouted Grandad.
"Alright" I said
"Come on Nana".

 

[MellowJoe]

There's a fine line between genius and insanity, but there is an even finer line between genevenfinerlineius

 

[Stuuuuuu]

There's a fine line between genius and insanity, but there is an even finer line between genevenfinerlineius

Is there a joke in there somewhere?

 

[Indaparkside]

Backed an horse today 1/5 favourite someone in the cowd threw a tin of meat at him which hit directly between the eyes it got beat a shot head, the stewards had an inquirey
as to how it got beat jockey said it got Hampered

 

[KS55]

Is there a joke in there somewhere?

It's an even finer line between genius and.......?

 

[MellowJoe]

Is there a joke in there somewhere?

I'm not sure

 

[malg]

Backed an horse today 1/5 favourite someone in the cowd threw a tin of meat at him which hit directly between the eyes it got beat a shot head, the stewards had an inquirey
as to how it got beat jockey said it got Hampered

Either you've been drinking or you've got Bratwurst fingers......

 

[Well Wisher]

Am I pissed or is everyone else?

 

[dickie davies]

Backed an horse today 1/5 favourite someone in the cowd threw a tin of meat at him which hit directly between the eyes it got beat a shot head, the stewards had an inquirey
as to how it got beat jockey said it got Hampered

What’s funny about a horse being shot?