Joke thread

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[Mid Wales blue]

I fucking knew i had a stalker!

 

[Magicpole]

I fucking knew i had a stalker!

You’ve just got another one. What are you wearing?

 

[Mid Wales blue]

You’ve just got another one. What are you wearing?

The knickers I stole off your washing line.

 

[Magicpole]

The knickers I stole off your washing line.

I’m glad they have gone to a good home.

 

[i kne albert davy]

The knickers I stole off your washing line.

Apparently they don't wear knickers under their skirts.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

You’ve just got another one. What are you wearing?

You’d know if you were a serious stalker.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Apparently they don't wear knickers under their skirts.

I must admit, they did feel unused.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

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[mat]

Where is Peter Pan's favourite place to eat out?

Wendy's!

 

[mat]

You should always wash your sex toys after using them.

And that's how Priests invented baptism.

 

[maccieblue]

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Now if you'd have asked God the same question.
I may have been able to answer

 

[Blue Mist]

No personal stuff Misty. We talked about this.

No, you talked, I was biting the ticket roll.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

I don’t know what that means. I immediately go to farts.

It’s an Irish expression that works on so many levels….
And let’s face it, what’s not funny about a fart.

 

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