Joke thread

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[talkativesprout]

Mrs KS was being a bit reluctant, so I tasered her and fucked her quickly. Cunning stunt.

God Bless Bernard.

"What's the difference between a circus and Stringfellow's"

One is full of Cunning Stunts

The other one is a bar in London

 

[Dogtanian]

Is 'buttcheeks' one word?

Or should I spread them apart?

 

[Grassland Blue]

Is 'buttcheeks' one word?

Or should I spread them apart?

Arse...

 

[dobingsdobber]

Arse...

Feck

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

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[blue44]

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i honestly can't say, it's goosed me.

 

[bornblueegg]

I'd say it belongs to the lion that is just about to rip it off

 

[Deleted member 77198]

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[horlock_was_super]

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The legs belong to some fat twat who supports nytid.

 

[mat]

The legs belong to some fat twat who supports nytid.

Mick Hucknall wears the designer pair.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Is 'buttcheeks' one word?

Or should I spread them apart?

Just don't hyphenate.

 

[knuckles]

Faraday for these puns.

for every positive there's a negative!

 

[JASR]

for every positive there's a negative!

For every crap one, there’s a joule of one.

 

[knuckles]

 

[DrBlueBob]

for every positive there's a negative!

I'm a proton!

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm positive.

 

[Uwe Already]

Conjunctivitis.com—that’s a site for sore eyes