Joke thread

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

I might get hate mail but fk it.

 

[Dogtanian]

Just found out that my dad used to be a mime artist…

He kept that quiet!

 

[JRockBlues]

My uncle Bob was being harassed by a young man who wanted to save his soul. "I'll have you know, you little pipsqueak, that every week, when I get paid, I give 30 per cent of my pay to Charity!" He thundered. The youngster looked impressed. "Of course," my uncle went on, "If she's not working I give it to Destiny."

 

[JRockBlues]

My grandma hates her new stair lift.

She says it drives her up the wall.

 

[fanatic1]

Q: Why should you never buy Russian y-fronts?

A: Because CHERNOBYLL FALLOUT! Boom boom

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Q: Why should you never buy Russian y-fronts?

A: Because CHERNOBYLL FALLOUT! Boom boom

Seriously...I remember that from 2 days after the actual event.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Seriously...I remember that from 2 days after the actual event.

A half-life ago now.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

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[BackofJeanette]

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Just found out that my dad used to be a mime artist…

He kept that quiet

Just found out that my dad used to be a mime artist…

He kept that quiet!

I remember attending the funeral of the mime artist Marcel Marceau. As a sign of respect there was a minute’s noise.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

A pub near me is having a party for Burns Night & Chinese New Year. It’s called Chinese Burns Night….I wasn’t going to go but they twisted my arm.

 

[LWashington]

Q: Why should you never buy Russian y-fronts?

A: Because CHERNOBYLL FALLOUT! Boom boom

I was going to make a joke about the worst possible place for that to happen, but it would be Inner Pripyat.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[ray21]

 

[meltonblue]

 

[metalblue]

 

[sir baconface]

Fcuk the internet!