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Big Swifty
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I passed an AA van and the driver was sobbing his heart out with his head on the steering wheel.
I thought "He's heading for a breakdown"
bladdered
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Some dickhead white van man driving right up my arse and flashing his lights.
Anyway, the CEO of ECNALUBMA is going to be getting a very strongly worded email from me as soon as I get home and collect my thoughts.
Anyway, the CEO of ECNALUBMA is going to be getting a very strongly worded email from me as soon as I get home and collect my thoughts.
sir baconface
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Fcukers think they own the roads and have right of way…
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And you’d think they’d had blue lights for their birthday, the way they keep flashing them.
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My neighbours banged on my door at 3:30 am last night. Can you believe that? Luckily, I was still up, playing my guitar. They shouted "how about a little
respect?"
I said, "honestly I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan, but okay. This one's for you!"
respect?"
I said, "honestly I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan, but okay. This one's for you!"
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Haha, tickled me too!
Bill Walker
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An English man, an Irish man, a Scotsman and an Iranian walk into a bar. It's not a joke, this is a hostage situation...
Nice one, just forwarded to my pharmacist daughter.
mancity2012_eamo
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I chuckled.