Joke thread

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Bill Walker]

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Ohh that's a bit misogynistic haha

This is a bit controversial..

 

[Big Swifty]

I went to the local tip yesterday and when I got there one of the refuse workers was sat quietly with his head in his hands.
I thought, he looks a bit down in the dumps.

I passed an AA van and the driver was sobbing his heart out with his head on the steering wheel.

I thought "He's heading for a breakdown"

 

[bladdered]

 

[bladdered]

 

[Sam101]

Some dickhead white van man driving right up my arse and flashing his lights.


Anyway, the CEO of ECNALUBMA is going to be getting a very strongly worded email from me as soon as I get home and collect my thoughts.

 

[sir baconface]

Some dickhead white van man driving right up my arse and flashing his lights.


Anyway, the CEO of ECNALUBMA is going to be getting a very strongly worded email from me as soon as I get home and collect my thoughts.

Fcukers think they own the roads and have right of way…

 

[Vienna_70]

Fcukers think they own the roads and have right of way…

And you’d think they’d had blue lights for their birthday, the way they keep flashing them.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

 

[kippaxneil]

My neighbours banged on my door at 3:30 am last night. Can you believe that? Luckily, I was still up, playing my guitar. They shouted "how about a little
respect?"
I said, "honestly I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan, but okay. This one's for you!"

 

[noseve]

My mate's granddad used to mock me, just because I couldn't spell 'schadenfreude'.

But he's dead, so who's laughing now, eh?

 

[hammocity]

Childish but tickled me.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Childish but tickled me.

Haha, tickled me too!

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

An English man, an Irish man, a Scotsman and an Iranian walk into a bar. It's not a joke, this is a hostage situation...

 

[tweety]

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Nice one, just forwarded to my pharmacist daughter.

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Haha, tickled me too!

I chuckled.