Joke thread

[SkyBlueFlux]

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Glad the red circle was there to highlight the comment for me, without that I would've totally missed it

 

[noseve]

Glad the red circle was there to highlight the comment for me, without that I would've totally missed it

I thought the 'first day on the internet?' was pretty funny, too :-)

 

[Zuriblue]

Anyone know where Kevin Bacon's left his car keys? Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend.

 

[Sam101]

 

[Sam101]

 

[bladdered]

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Looks like that cowboy is using Google Naps as well.

 

[Vienna_70]

A woman took her dog to the vet.

"He keeps pooing in a circle."

"He’s only messing around."

 

[JULES]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[mosssideblue]

 

[Sam101]

I told my wife that Bruce Lee had a brother who hated jokes.

She said, Seriously?

I said, Ahhh, you've heard of him?

 

[bladdered]

 

[bluethrunthru]

this is his wife lol

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Number 6 looks tasty

 

[bladdered]

Think I just had one of them for me tea at Wetherspoons.

 

[kippaxneil]

A local driver crashed her 4 x 4 yesterday whilst listening to Adele on the radio.
She was rolling in the jeep.

 

[kippaxneil]

Local Police are hunting a 'Knitting Needle Nutter', who stabbed six people in the arse recently.
They believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.