BackofJeanette
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Following tests after the Southampton and Man City game, it has been revealed that parts of the City team were found to contain 100% donkey.
My new girlfriend seeing my cock for the first time said, "It's like a Findus Lasagne!"
"You mean I'm hung like a horse?" I smiled.
"No, it's covered in cheese."
"Why don't you shave all your pubes off, love?" she said, handing me the razor. "It will make your cock look massive."
Bit forward, I thought, for a vasectomy nurse.
Tonight's the night I get to try anal for the first tine ..
That's the beauty of being a rapist, you can plan ahead with 100 percent certainty..
My new girlfriend seeing my cock for the first time said, "It's like a Findus Lasagne!"
"You mean I'm hung like a horse?" I smiled.
"No, it's covered in cheese."
"Why don't you shave all your pubes off, love?" she said, handing me the razor. "It will make your cock look massive."
Bit forward, I thought, for a vasectomy nurse.
Tonight's the night I get to try anal for the first tine ..
That's the beauty of being a rapist, you can plan ahead with 100 percent certainty..