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I surprised my new female post lady this morning by sticking my cock through the letter box.Don't know if she was more shocked at seeing my cock or the fact I knew where she lived!
 
CTID1988 said:
I surprised my new female post lady this morning by sticking my cock through the letter box.Don't know if she was more shocked at seeing my cock or the fact I knew where she lived!
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Oy that's enough of that.
 
kawkav said:
foetus said:
I surprised my new female post lady this morning by sticking my cock through the letter box.Don't know if she was more shocked at seeing my cock or the fact I knew where she lived!
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really!!!? 3rd time in three pages. after all that happened to the original double poster!!
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I wouldn't mind if it was funny
 
tommyhair said:
kawkav said:
foetus said:
I surprised my new female post lady this morning by sticking my cock through the letter box.Don't know if she was more shocked at seeing my cock or the fact I knew where she lived!
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really!!!? 3rd time in three pages. after all that happened to the original double poster!!
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I wouldn't mind if it was funny
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I posted it as a joke, just like CTID1988 did. I'm not that stupid!
 
foetus said:
tommyhair said:
kawkav said:
really!!!? 3rd time in three pages. after all that happened to the original double poster!!
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I wouldn't mind if it was funny
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I posted it as a joke, just like CTID1988 did. I'm not that stupid!
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It IS funny - but not the third time!<br /><br />-- Thu Nov 28, 2013 10:25 pm --<br /><br />
pfazz said:
I'm going to run a charity evening next Tuesday for people with orgasm problems. Let me know if you can't come.
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I might be able to make it... Oh no, I can't.
 
JoeMercer'sWay said:
Just heard this one, it's a cracker:

I surprised my new female post lady this morning by sticking my cock through the letter box.Don't know if she was more shocked at seeing my cock or the fact I knew where she lived!
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PMSL. That's brilliant, just need to clean the coffee off my keyboard now. Where did you hear that one, have you got any more?
 
flaming Royal Mail, you wait ages for a cock................................. and then four arrive at the same time ......................... Bukkaka in the making I reckon. ............... dirty dirty postie
 
I surprised my new male postman this morning by sticking my cock through the letter box.Don't know if he was more shocked at seeing my cock or the fact I knew where he lived!
 
I surprised my new posty this morning by sticking Corky through the letterbox. Don't know if he was more shocked at seeing Corky's purple trousers or the fact I knew where he lived!
 
"Sky Breaking news"An Irish man who took Ryanair to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case
 
I surprised myself this morning by sticking my cock up the postmans arse!

He loved it and said he'll be back for more as he knew where I lived!
 
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JoeMercer'sWay said:
I surprised my new blonde posty by sticking the titanic through her letterbox. Don't know if she was more shocked at the fact I knew where she lived or the fact she hadn't known it had sank!
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That's nothing. I surprised Kate Winslet by sticking Leonardo Di Caprio in her back door, just as she was watching Gangs of New York! She's got a lovely house, and a back door that has to be seen to be believed!
 
Planning a surprise party for a friend of mine. Any suggestions? She's a post lady, by the way...
 
nalari said:
Planning a surprise party for a friend of mine. Any suggestions? She's a post lady, by the way...
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I cant remember where I read it but somewhere on the forum there is a good idea for a surprise for post ladies.
 
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