Keir Starmer

[Ardwick Green Blue]

Watching the candidates vying for the title of 'The Peoples Prole' in a toe curling attempt at mollifying the
membership.

Left wing firebrand Sir Kier Starmer :)

 

[George Hannah]

'Senior Labour figures have now finished compiling an internal report into the party’s performance at the general election. This week, some of the report’s findings were leaked to a newspaper.
In case you missed them, here are the highlights.
Brexit
In the eyes of many voters, our lack of clarity on Brexit counted strongly against us. Sadly, when Jeremy agreed to hold an election precisely seven weeks before Brexit was due to take place, he could not have foreseen how crucial this previously obscure issue would prove.
Youth engagement
On the positive side, the party is now clearly far more popular with young people than it was under Tony Blair. Of all the voters we canvassed in the 18-30 age group, not one had voted for New Labour in 1997.
The mainstream media
From the earliest days of Jeremy’s leadership, the mainstream media cynically set out to undermine him, by deliberately quoting things he had said, and shamelessly reporting things he had done. Any future Labour government must ensure that the press can no longer subject our leader to such contemptible and blatant accuracy.
Conclusion
Painful though it may be to admit, it is hard to deny that, in recent years, the electorate has grown increasingly out of touch with the Labour party. All too many voters no longer share our values, or listen to our concerns. In consequence, it is clear that voters now require a lengthy period of reflection, in order to think about where they’ve gone wrong, and work out how to regain Labour’s trust.'

 

[Cheesy]

'Senior Labour figures have now finished compiling an internal report into the party’s performance at the general election. This week, some of the report’s findings were leaked to a newspaper.
In case you missed them, here are the highlights.
Brexit
In the eyes of many voters, our lack of clarity on Brexit counted strongly against us. Sadly, when Jeremy agreed to hold an election precisely seven weeks before Brexit was due to take place, he could not have foreseen how crucial this previously obscure issue would prove.
Youth engagement
On the positive side, the party is now clearly far more popular with young people than it was under Tony Blair. Of all the voters we canvassed in the 18-30 age group, not one had voted for New Labour in 1997.
The mainstream media
From the earliest days of Jeremy’s leadership, the mainstream media cynically set out to undermine him, by deliberately quoting things he had said, and shamelessly reporting things he had done. Any future Labour government must ensure that the press can no longer subject our leader to such contemptible and blatant accuracy.
Conclusion
Painful though it may be to admit, it is hard to deny that, in recent years, the electorate has grown increasingly out of touch with the Labour party. All too many voters no longer share our values, or listen to our concerns. In consequence, it is clear that voters now require a lengthy period of reflection, in order to think about where they’ve gone wrong, and work out how to regain Labour’s trust.'

:-D

 

[Ban-jani]

'Senior Labour figures have now finished compiling an internal report into the party’s performance at the general election. This week, some of the report’s findings were leaked to a newspaper.
In case you missed them, here are the highlights.
Brexit
In the eyes of many voters, our lack of clarity on Brexit counted strongly against us. Sadly, when Jeremy agreed to hold an election precisely seven weeks before Brexit was due to take place, he could not have foreseen how crucial this previously obscure issue would prove.
Youth engagement
On the positive side, the party is now clearly far more popular with young people than it was under Tony Blair. Of all the voters we canvassed in the 18-30 age group, not one had voted for New Labour in 1997.
The mainstream media
From the earliest days of Jeremy’s leadership, the mainstream media cynically set out to undermine him, by deliberately quoting things he had said, and shamelessly reporting things he had done. Any future Labour government must ensure that the press can no longer subject our leader to such contemptible and blatant accuracy.
Conclusion
Painful though it may be to admit, it is hard to deny that, in recent years, the electorate has grown increasingly out of touch with the Labour party. All too many voters no longer share our values, or listen to our concerns. In consequence, it is clear that voters now require a lengthy period of reflection, in order to think about where they’ve gone wrong, and work out how to regain Labour’s trust.'

There’s a few on here that actually believe this.

 

[Ardwick Green Blue]

It seems that a lot of Labour MPs have had enough of Corbyns lacklustre PMQs performances and they are proposing that the leadership candidates take turns each to do it.

This actually seems like a really good idea so on that basis I don’t expect it to happen.

 

[blueinsa]

The mainstream media
From the earliest days of Jeremy’s leadership, the mainstream media cynically set out to undermine him, by deliberately quoting things he had said, and shamelessly reporting things he had done. Any future Labour government must ensure that the press can no longer subject our leader to such contemptible and blatant accuracy.

This is hilarious.

 

[Ardwick Green Blue]

Long-Bailey has had to apologise for saying that a constituent of hers had gone from being ‘practically a vegetable’ to ‘having some hope for the future’.

She now claims she meant to say ‘in a vegetative state’ but as she is thick as pig shit I highly doubt she meant to say that at all.

 

[Fame Monster]

It seems that a lot of Labour MPs have had enough of Corbyns lacklustre PMQs performances and they are proposing that the leadership candidates take turns each to do it.

This actually seems like a really good idea so on that basis I don’t expect it to happen.

That will show RLB up as the weakest candidate so the Labour Party machine will do everything to prevent it.

 

[Ban-jani]

Long-Bailey has had to apologise for saying that a constituent of hers had gone from being ‘practically a vegetable’ to ‘having some hope for the future’.

She now claims she meant to say ‘in a vegetative state’ but as she is thick as pig shit I highly doubt she meant to say that at all.

Meh, I don’t find that an issue to be honest.

People get too offended these days over nothing.

 

[Pedestrian]

Meh, I don’t find that an issue to be honest.

People get too offended these days over nothing.

It’s a crude expression and if you don’t expect higher standards of potential leaders of political parties you end up with trump/Johnson. Two fucking idiots. But you probably don’t mind them do you, they’re just like you.

 

[BlueAnorak]

'Senior Labour figures have now finished compiling an internal report into the party’s performance at the general election. This week, some of the report’s findings were leaked to a newspaper.
In case you missed them, here are the highlights.
Brexit
In the eyes of many voters, our lack of clarity on Brexit counted strongly against us. Sadly, when Jeremy agreed to hold an election precisely seven weeks before Brexit was due to take place, he could not have foreseen how crucial this previously obscure issue would prove.
Youth engagement
On the positive side, the party is now clearly far more popular with young people than it was under Tony Blair. Of all the voters we canvassed in the 18-30 age group, not one had voted for New Labour in 1997.
The mainstream media
From the earliest days of Jeremy’s leadership, the mainstream media cynically set out to undermine him, by deliberately quoting things he had said, and shamelessly reporting things he had done. Any future Labour government must ensure that the press can no longer subject our leader to such contemptible and blatant accuracy.
Conclusion
Painful though it may be to admit, it is hard to deny that, in recent years, the electorate has grown increasingly out of touch with the Labour party. All too many voters no longer share our values, or listen to our concerns. In consequence, it is clear that voters now require a lengthy period of reflection, in order to think about where they’ve gone wrong, and work out how to regain Labour’s trust.'

That's a cracking gag - especially on Youth engagement, unless it was written by the member for Hackney North and Stoke Newington, in which case that's an even better gag.

 

[Ban-jani]

It’s a crude expression and if you don’t expect higher standards of potential leaders of political parties you end up with trump/Johnson. Two fucking idiots. But you probably don’t mind them do you, they’re just like you.

Sorry I’ve no idea who you are you nobody.

I dislike all three but she’s blatantly not meant to cause offence.

 

[Pedestrian]

Sorry I’ve no idea who you are you nobody.

I dislike all three but she’s blatantly not meant to cause offence.

Apology accepted although you contradicted yourself because you’re stupid.
If people were offended by what she said and she then apologised then it’s obvious it caused a level of offence. Just because it didn’t offend your small mind doesn’t mean your opinion is the standard.

 

[Ban-jani]

Apology accepted although you contradicted yourself because you’re stupid.
If people were offended by what she said and she then apologised then it’s obvious it caused a level of offence. Just because it didn’t offend your small mind doesn’t mean your opinion is the standard.

I am not apologising to you you loser.

She’s said vegetable rather than vegetative state, it’s a small mistake and she’s apologised.

Stop being permanently hysterically offended and get a life you gimp.

 

[Pedestrian]

You clearly apologised which was wise seeing as you’re stupid. She also apologised because she’d caused offence which was the correct thing to do. You seem a little mixed up. Maybe have some time off. Your views are often toxic and more then likely get you into more trouble then you can handle.

 

[Ban-jani]

You clearly apologised which was wise seeing as you’re stupid. She also apologised because she’d caused offence which was the correct thing to do. You seem a little mixed up. Maybe have some time off. Your views are often toxic and more then likely get you into more trouble then you can handle.

Haha is that a threat?

You can call me stupid all you want but you clearly cannot understand context, if you think that was an apology.

You’re such a sad individual aren’t you?

 

[Pedestrian]

Haha is that a threat?

You can call me stupid all you want but you clearly cannot understand context, if you think that was an apology.

You’re such a sad individual aren’t you?

You began the post with the word ‘sorry’. You should probably start every conversation with that word.

 

[Ardwick Green Blue]

Only two more months of the leadership contest left.

The tension is unbearable :)

Edit: Something hasn't seemed right on here and I've just realised what it is. There is almost a total lack of Labour supporters enthusiastically endorsing the candidates they would love to have leading the party.

Why is that, I wonder?

 

[Ban-jani]

You began the post with the word ‘sorry’. You should probably start every conversation with that word.

Again, you should probably get a better grasp of context before calling other people stupid.

“Sorry I don’t know who you are you nobody” isn’t an apology, even with the word sorry. That’s context.

Now bore off ruining threads with your weird obsession with me. Freak.

 

[Pedestrian]

Again, you should probably get a better grasp of context before calling other people stupid.

“Sorry I don’t know who you are you nobody” isn’t an apology, even with the word sorry. That’s context.
Again I accept your apology but really think you should have a break. You’ve admitted that she made an error and has apologised but also have the view people shouldn’t be offended. Bit mixed up that.

Now bore off ruining threads with your weird obsession with me. Freak.