Keir Starmer

[Alan Harper's Tash]

They're queuing up already

 

[mosssideblue]

This is no revolution. There might be mild change here or there but he’s getting in on the back of Tory incompetence.

Who’s suggesting a revolution?

 

[Scottyboi]

They're queuing up already

Yep can't wait, got my cap in hand raring to go! Thanks for paying to support me and kids for the next 5 years.

 

[threespires]

Yep can't wait, got my cap in hand raring to go! Thanks for paying to support me and kids for the next 5 years.

I'm sure when you go and collect your free 70 inch flat screen from the dole office you'll keep a good thought for him, won't you.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

i really want to vote Labour, but I hate the idea of surrendering.

 

[Ric]

They're queuing up already

This feels like the political equivalent of Andy May’s penalty for Huddersfield in the 10-1.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Yep can't wait, got my cap in hand raring to go! Thanks for paying to support me and kids for the next 5 years.

I think they should get that money from the extremely rich, quite rich, and pensioners who don’t have to pay NI, even though they’re making a mint.

The alternative should be that they can fuck off abroad with their money, though Brexit may have something to say about that.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

I'm sure when you go and collect your free 70 inch flat screen from the dole office you'll keep a good thought for him, won't you.

Next Gen I-phone, a years free cigarette voucher and a party seven per night. All this while the public paid child carer serves the kids Mc’y Ds for every meal.

 

[daveoswald]

Zero gravitas, the thought of him and people like Angela Raynor, David Lammy running our country is fucking scary, but alas they will just be just replacing the present clowns.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Zero gravitas, the thought of him and people like Angela Raynor, David Lammy running our country is fucking scary, but alas they will just be just replacing the present clowns.

Lammy and Ange won't be running the government.

Both are more popular than Keith.
Lammy will stand down to become London Mayor ala Burnham. Rayner is on the brink of quitting as deputy because Stalin has mentally drained her during the election campaign.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I was going to post will be quite a thing to see such a personally unpopular pm get such a majority - then I remembered Boris

 

[daveoswald]

Lammy and Ange won't be running the government.

Bothe are more popular than Keith.
Lammy will stand down to become London Mayor ala Burnham. Rayner is on the brink of quitting as deputy because Stalin has mentally drained her during the election campaign.

They most certainly will be in the cabinet and given ministries, and thus running their government departments and the country, Luckily Sir Humphry will stop much of the nonsense.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

They most certainly will be in the cabinet and given ministries, and thus running their government departments and the country, Luckily Sir Humphry will stop much of the nonsense.

Are you saying that neither of them have the ability? Can you explain why?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Are you saying that neither of them have the ability? Can you explain why?

I wonder what he's suggesting...?

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

I wonder what he's suggesting...?

Let’s see.

 

[daveoswald]

Are you saying that neither of them have the ability? Can you explain why?

because i have listened to what they have had to say on many issues over the years, the truth is self evident.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

This feels like the political equivalent of Andy May’s penalty for Huddersfield in the 10-1.

btw I named the 5-1 XI in full on Saturday.

 

[Don Karleone]

Endorsed by the Sun, He must be doing something right.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Endorsed by the Sun, He must be doing something right.

Nice tits?

 

[Don Karleone]

Nice tits?