Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

[Gray]

I will never forgive the Merseyside Constabulary and the good folk of that shit hole for not finding anybody responsible for the reprehensible attack on our team bus.

 

[mexico1970]

The scouse season expectations for the last 10+ years with the one blip fuelled by salbutamol.

START OF SEASON	WE ARE GOING TO WIN THE LEAGUE
5 GAMES IN	WE HAVE THE BEST 11 AND THE BEST MANAGER
MID SEASON	WE ARE PLAYING TOO MANY GAMES
END OF SEASON	CHEATING OIL BASTARDS GOT NO HISTORY

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Maybe I'm just seeing what I want to see here, but the solo Leicester guy both a) bears a passing resemblance to Jamie Vardy and b) comes across as the only reactor in the entire compilation who is half-bearable and not a smug prick.

It’s the guy that worked as his lookalike.
Lee Chapman.

 

[West Yorks Owl]

There is a lad on our forum with mates who are Liverpool fans, and they've told him they have had it worse than us in the last 21 years since our relegation from the Premier League.

Us

3 x Relegation
2 x Promotion (1 x Automatic, 1 x League 1 Play Off Final)
2 x Championship Play Off Appearances (1 x Runner Up, 1 x Semi Final)
1 x Winding Up Order
1 x Points Deduction
3 x Transfer Embargos
Highest Finish 4th Championship
Lowest Finish 16th League 1

Them

1 x Premier League Winner
2 x Champions League Winner
2 x Champions League Runner Up
2 x FA Cup Winner
1 x FA Cup Runner Up
3 x League Cup Winner
2 x League Cup Runner Up
1 x UEFA Cup Winner
1 x Europe League Runner Up
3 x UEFA Super Cup
1 x FIFA Club World Cup
Highest Finish 1st PL
Lowest Finish 8th PL

They do have a point!

 

[Rochdale Blue]

Haha
Isn't he now saying that Madison was sledging salah when he took the penalty. ?

Sounds pretty moronic coming from the weirdo who tries to stare the opposition out during pre match warm ups.

 

[hammocity]

Right Hammo,kecks down and pass me a pencil and paper.
Edit. Didn't see the "A" at the beginning

Ha ha, like it.

 

[Rochdale Blue]

This gem in the post match thread on rawk...

I'm not brave.
But I ran up the tube lines in the 80s to stop us getting attacked.
I got kicked, shouted at, wide throwing fists, bottles, spit, abuse.
But I was protecting something, i don't know what i was protecting, littler people, I don't know who.
We didn't give a fuck if we won or lost.
We would not be beaten
and we ran, shouted, kicked, hit, and stunk, and hugged
all through London's innards

If you wouldn't have been with us
Cool, fuck us off and your criticisms of our losses are welcome.

And if you.are with us
I will jump down with.you
And we outrun the train.
And I will have your arm.

That Tony Evans gets about a lot.

 

[Rochdale Blue]

The Anfield Wrap pre-match preview, ladies and gentlemen.
Why do the weird, needy freaks have this psychotic obsession with everything associated with their club being ‘the best in the world?’
They have gone so far beyond parody that they need sectioning

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Nostradamus, Mystic Meg and Doris Stokes should have been consulted before they embarrassed themselves with that guff.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

This gem in the post match thread on rawk...

I'm not brave.
But I ran up the tube lines in the 80s to stop us getting attacked.
I got kicked, shouted at, wide throwing fists, bottles, spit, abuse.
But I was protecting something, i don't know what i was protecting, littler people, I don't know who.
We didn't give a fuck if we won or lost.
We would not be beaten
and we ran, shouted, kicked, hit, and stunk, and hugged
all through London's innards

If you wouldn't have been with us
Cool, fuck us off and your criticisms of our losses are welcome.

And if you.are with us
I will jump down with.you
And we outrun the train.
And I will have your arm.

 

[Nicholas van Whatsisface]

The Anfield Wrap pre-match preview, ladies and gentlemen.
Why do the weird, needy freaks have this psychotic obsession with everything associated with their club being ‘the best in the world?’
They have gone so far beyond parody that they need sectioning

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Jesus wept - that’s embarrassing even by their usual abject standards!

Fucking load of myopic nonsense reads like it was written by an actual 12 year old, it’s so packed out with fawning, repetitive, simplistic, boot-licking drivel.