I can imagine what a day at the Sun offices is like...
The editor walks in- it's mid-afternoon.
"Alright lads, we need some dirt on an England player to make an article about for tomorrow"
His writers start calling out suggestions.
"Boss, Jack Wilshere's kicking off about not getting to the World Cup"
"Nah, that's not bad enough"
"Boss, Dele Alli's been in a porn video"
"That's tame! I'm looking for something really terrible that one of the bastards has done"
"Boss, Raheem Sterling's just gone to Poundland"
"He did WHAT?"
The editor walks in- it's mid-afternoon.
"Alright lads, we need some dirt on an England player to make an article about for tomorrow"
His writers start calling out suggestions.
"Boss, Jack Wilshere's kicking off about not getting to the World Cup"
"Nah, that's not bad enough"
"Boss, Dele Alli's been in a porn video"
"That's tame! I'm looking for something really terrible that one of the bastards has done"
"Boss, Raheem Sterling's just gone to Poundland"
"He did WHAT?"